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What is Hemorrhage?
A violent temper tantrum, similar to a caniption.
When Mom finds out you got mud on her new carpet she's gonna throw a cornbread hemorrhage!
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Hemorrhage - what is it?
Noun.
1. Severe bleeding of the brain.
2. Severe bleeding of the brain caused by exposure of a person of average intelligence(the victim) to a case of extreme mental ineptitude, such as that which would be demonstrated by a damned idiot.
3. Something that would cause such effects.
4. A term used to describe extreme annoyance at stupidity.
1.
After the blood vessels in his brain were ruptured, the man died from cerebral hemorrhage.
2.
Person A: Did you know that, statistically, women make significantly less money than men?
Person B: Oh my God, stop being sexist!
Person A: *passes out*
Person A(after regaining conciousness): Holy Shit, that was the worst bout of cerebral hemorrhage I've had in years.
3.
That movie was cerebral hemorrhage.
4.
Moronic comments give me cerebral hemorrhage.
What does "Hemorrhage" mean?
A fit of usually justified rage or frustration, profound and theatrical enough to be comparable in magnitude and splendor to a catclysmic outburst of feces and blood.
If you don't get that report in on time, you know darn well he'll have a shit hemorrhage. Boy, did she ever have a shit hemorrhage when I pranged her car.
Hemorrhage - what does it mean?
when your pen bursts or leaks ink and makes a huge mess inside your back pack or pocket.
ally: **reaches inside bookbag** "oh crap what a mess!"
kendra: "whoa! what is that?"
ally: "pen hemorrhage."
kendra: "ah..."
Hemorrhage - meaning
Taking a shit so hard that you burst a blood vessel in your eye.
Dude after I ate that whole pizza with extra cheese I didn't shit for days and when I did I got Kommel-hemorrhage
Hemorrhage - definition
An expression used to describe a situation in which money is bleeding out and being lost, rapidly and uncontrollably.
The leaders of the Proud Boys and the Oath Keepers claim that due to all of their legal expenses continuing to be paid out since the January 6th insurrection, they are hemorrhaging money!
Hemorrhage - slang
This is the bleeding or hemorrhage(another word for bleeding) from the anus or anal cavity.
Mrs. cherry had an operation a couple days ago to stop her anal hemorrhage.
Hemorrhage
Subconjunctival hemorrhage is a broken blood vessel in the eye caused by a lack of the following: vaginal intercourse, anal intercourse, cunnilingus, anilingus, kissing, flirting, fondling, hugging, and a lack of loving text messages from someone special.
The condition is self-resolving with an adequate amount of TLC from the appropriate person. Preferable done away from life, for a minimum of two nights...just you and me...secluded from the world.
Betty: Dude, my eye... I've got a bad case of subconjunctival hemorrhage thanks to you.
Bobby: Get your naked ass over to my house and I'll make it better.
Hemorrhage
To see someone bleed so much and still live that you are actually amazed. That there was that much blood lost and they are alive is magical.
Did you see how much blood that guy lost. He is still alive. That was so hemorrhagical.
Hemorrhage
1. Rapid, uncontrollable bleeding. 2. To lose money, friends etc at an alarming rate or in a seemingly unstoppable cycle.
His company had hemorrhaged a billion dollars, his furious temper meant he was hemorraging friends at the rate of five a day, so he shot himself and hemorrhaged all over the carpet.