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What is insurrection?
1. To refuse receiving anal sex after previously making a commitment to do so. To insure anal for their partner, only to later back out in the sack. Perhaps she/he takes it in the ass VERY briefly before rejecting the penetration; usually either out of discomfort or humiliation.
Consequences of being being openly upset over this deception will often exacerbate the situation. :(
2. The official stand of a woman not to do anal. Not even on special occasions like your birth day, to celebrate an achievement of yours or to "make up" after she makes a critical mistake in the relationship; Disciplinary Anal in the last scenario.
3. To trade sexual favors for ANYTHING, but never doing what was promised. To break a perverted verbal contract.
4. When you pay a prostitute for something special and they don't deliver. The offense of of anal insurrection is not punishable by the law, but if you have connections with organized crime you could get "reimbursed" in some way.
5. The dilemma a man has of trying to get their girl friend or wife to do anal or another sexual favors with the goal of making it acceptable for them.
1. Man, my girl PROMISED she was gonna give me her ass the other night, but when I slipped it in she said "I was just kidding, I don't do anal". I sounded so disappointed that she decided to give it a try, but after 2 pumps she flaked out and got mad at me. I guess I brought this anal insurrection upon myself right?
2. My wife has always been exit only, so I'm forced to get my anal fix from hardcore porn. My marriage has been an anal insurrection. :(
3. My wife said she was gonna start giving me WAY more blow jobs and start doing ATMs after we bought the house, but our sex is still boring. :( I wish I could take her to court over this anal insurrection with Johnny Cochran .... We could hardly afford it, but my judgment was clouded by that whores offer!
4. Cowboy John : "Bobby, this hooker downtown named Vanilla shafted me out of our umm "arrangement". I payed her $300 for her to come to my place, cover her in 1000 Island Dressing, put a weiner dog in a giant funnel and... *gangster raises hand*
Bobby the Jew: "Let's go pay nilla a visit... your word is better than hers or her pimps. On my turf, we don't take ANY anal insurrection on our people, no matter what the terms were."
5. Man I LOVE my girlfriend, but I'm a hardcore ass man and her anal insurrection is killing me. Maybe someday I'm convince her to EXPAND her horizons. ^__^
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Insurrection - what is it?
A term used to describe the violent Trump-inspired uprising at the US Capitol on January 6, 2021, in which five people died, four of whom were Trump supporters.
The Trumpian Insurrection was 45’s final vainglorious attempt to place himself at the center of everything and he didn’t care who died as long as the numbers put him on the media radar.
What does "insurrection" mean?
A word Don Jr pulled out of his arse while chopped on Adderall and moaning how ppl are unfair to him.
Daddy said I am too big to sit in his knee like Ivanka does.
Why does my gf look like an older ruffer version of my stepmom?
If daddy truly loves me why has he never insurrected my arse
Insurrection - what does it mean?
A revolt against legal and government authority in an effort to overthrow the government.
The President was impeached because it was believed he had encouraged the insurrection.
Insurrection - meaning
a kick ass band that will rock your fucking socks off. yeah. thats right.
dude, insurrection fucking kicked last night.
Insurrection - definition
Star Trek: Insurrection - the movie that ended the franchise. The biggest disappointment in Star Trek history. Turned away all the fans that still believed after Star Trek: First Contact. After this, nobody even bothered with Star Trek: Nemesis.
Star Trek: Insurrection, was even a bigger disappointment than the Star Wars prequels.
Insurrection - slang
The exact opposite of an erection; when your penis burrows up into your body
I was so grossed out by her sores on her vagina that I had an insurrection.
Insurrection
insurrection is a rise against government authority or a revolt with intent to delay or stop the commission of law or process upheld by law
aka Jan 6th 2021
The toothless rebellion that occurred on January 6th, 2021 is a textbook example of an insurrection.
Insurrection
What happens to your penis and scrotum when you jump into a cold pool, bathtub, or bucket of ice.
Tim: Gary, why won't you jump in the ice pond?
Gary: Because I feel the insurrection is eminent.
Insurrection
To punch someone's erection in so it goes into their body.
John was talking a ton of shit and just being generally annoying so I gave the son-of-a-bitch an insurrection.