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What is Hazleton?A form of mutual masturbation, in which heavily menstruating woman hangs upside-down while her male partner masturbates her. He catches any falling menstrual blood with his penis, which his partner uses as lubricant to masturbate him. "Nothing makes my nuts bust, quite like a bloody hazleton." Hazleton - meme gifHazleton - videoHazleton - what is it?When a man engages in anal sex with another person, that is riding in a Chinese swing with diarrhea pouring out their ass. If you try the Hazleton Mudslide, you're a total fucking pervert. What does "Hazleton" mean?When you are fisting an ass and grab intestines and pull out. High on bath salt, bill pulled a Dirty Hazleton on Cathay Hazleton - what does it mean?A form of mutal masturbation, in which a yeast infected woman hangs by her feet, while a man mastubates her. He catches soft yeast falling from her vagina on his penis, and she uses it as lubricant, to masturbate his penis. pervert: I love your fishy stank all over my cock. Hazleton - meaningA form of racing, in which a shopping cart is forced into a over-steer. Popular in Hazleton, PA, because cars and gasoline aren't covered by food stamps. hazletard: I won the Hazleton drifting competition in the Walmart parking lot. Hazleton - definitionA style of mutual masturbation, in which a woman hangs upside-down, while her male partner stands rightside up. man: This hazleton, is the bomb. We got to do it more often. Hazleton - slangThe center of the most fundamentalist Roman Catholic area in the US if not the world. Town that sits in isolation in the PA coal region. Populated by descendants of Southern Italian and Slovak peasants who were taught by their priests never to think for themselves. Their descendants in Hazleton today have given up most of the pretty or interesting things about their ethnicity (throw fits when newcomer immigrants speak Spanish), but managed to keep the deeper and more negative traits like: "never act on your own initiative" (because that may be willfulness which is a sin). To learn more about the cultural core of this town, look up the Penn State/Hazleton professor who writes papers on superstition and Satanism in the area. "Well of course the doctor can't make a mistake! That's 'cause he's a doctor! Can't you LISTEN? Don't you have any respect?" (typical Hazleton attitude and speech) HazletonBy far, the worst city in Pennsylvania. Overrun with hispanics and red necks, the most popular thing to do in this city is hang around the parking lot of Blockbuster, with a rice-burner, and try to pick up pre-teen girls to take back behind the GIANT grocery store dumpter and fuck. Also world reknown for having dirty old priests who molest young boys. "I've seen better scenery after taking a dump in my toilet than what this city has to offer. I swear, there was more stuff to do in Nagasaki after the bomb hit than in this dilapidated fuck-hole." HazletonBasically Chicago jr. Full of Hispanics (mostly Dominicans). Worst city in Pennsylvania. You can hear a couple gunshots every now and then but its normal here. Literally here besides Mi Casa Restaurant. Pretty sure the bloods and crips both originated from here. "Hey, let's never come back to Hazleton, like, ever again." HazletonA dilapidated city that should have become the Centralia, PA of Holocaust proportions, but unfortunately failed at sinking into the ground, or at least burning out enough toxins to be harmful enough for the mountain to be evacuated. 1) Hazleton is the worst city in Pennsylvania. |
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