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What is Have one?a phrase one uses when trying desperately to be cool and open-minded when really that person turns out to be the most indecisive person you will ever meet; typically follows a question given to them concerning what they're favorite aspect of given subject. You: So, what's your favorite food? Have one - videoHave one - what is it?to have your charm or charisma working at full capacity; ain't no stoppin' ya now, especially with reference to scoring with a chick. You can't say or do anything wrong; your charismatic appeal is at peak level. Talking to the foxy trollop at the end of the bar and trying to get to home plate was like placing a stick of butter in a microwave! She melted, and was up my ass like a proctologist on Monday morning!!! I guess I had my mojo rising that night! What does "Have one" mean?A child's lament over parent's refusal to add video game equipment to their already ridiculous collection of electronic gadgetry. Dad: Wii Fit Have one - what does it mean?Another way of saying I'm going to masterbate I put a lock on your door so your mum can't catch you having one off the wrist Have one - meaningTo be killed, or otherwise gotten rid of. From the practice of punching a hole in a ticket in order to cancel it. Trotsky became a liability, so Stalin had his ticket punched. Have one - definitiona phrase used out of joy for something; excitement referring to "creaming" oneself/ejaculation, etc Oh man, I can't wait to see this super hot pop star at the virgin records signing this morning, i think i might have one! Have one - slangwhen someone asks you a question or sends you a bullitin on myspace about what is your favorite color, song, food, species of bird... etc... and you don't have one. Myspace Bullitin: What is your favorite color? Have oneThis is a shorthand for the overused expression, "Have a good day," and is slowly catching on to be much more hip! As I drop my friend off and he leaves the car, I shout "Have one!" Have oneshort for "have a good one," which itself is, of course, short for "have a good day." Johnny: "See you tomorrow Bill" Have oneThis is a shorthand for the overused expression, "Have a good one," (derived from the even more overused expression "Have a good day") and is slowly catching on to be much more hip! As I drop my friend off and he leaves the car, I shout "Have one!" |
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