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What is Happy Meal?
Term for when a man is receiving oral sex from a significant other and does not give warning of their impending climax. While he/she is startled at the sudden ejaculation in their mouth, the recipient of the blow job quickly hands a small toy to their partner. Preferably one usually found in a "Happy Meal" or 99 cent store. May also be referred to as a "Kid's Meal" if they are in the 18-21 age group.
To dumb it down a little...
When you getting a bow job, and you shoot your load with out giving them a heads up. When they get all pissed and shit, you give them a bullshit toy to piss them off even worse. Hence a Happy Meal, they ate and got a toy out of it.
"This chick was giving "bad" head, so I pissed her off with a Happy Meal instead."
Happy Meal - video
Happy Meal - what is it?
When a girl chews and swallows during oral sex.
A city girl: "Would you like a five dollar happy meal?"
What does "Happy Meal" mean?
Angry fat red heads that order happy meals and go into the bathroom (public) and have sex, then they take special sauce and rub on each others privite parts and lick it off.
Hey bitch who i say is my girlfriend you wanna go have an angry happy meal in the bathroom.
Happy Meal - what does it mean?
A great term to use when describing attractive women in a discrete way and without being offensive. There are three main types of Happy Meals (in order of importance):
1. An exceptionally pretty girl with a super fit body: 6-Piece Chicken Nuggets
2. A very pretty girl with a nice body, but looks like she might have an unpleasant attitude: 4-Piece Chicken Nuggets
3. A fairly pretty girl with a decent body, but considering as much, has a nice personality: Cheeseburger Happy Meal
--Originator: NataShy
Ay man, check out this Happy Meal behind the counter.
The cashier girl? Yeah definitely, 6-Piece Chicken Nuggets for sure.
I would have gone with 4-Piece, I'm not into blondes.
Happy Meal - meaning
As a girl gives you head, you are simultaneously eating a burger. As you are about to ejaculate you spit the partially chewed burger onto her face, cum on her face and yell "Here's some mayonnaise!"
We got some burgers last night and I gave her a Happy Meal
Happy Meal - definition
A meal served in McDonald now called "Suicidal Destruction Meal" in the modern days.
Poorly educated, stupid sad workers are hired in McDonalds making "HappyMeals" everyday, as a little kid used 50 gallons of air to beg his dad to take him to McDonalds, wasting 20 mile of gas. Then, the kid spends $15 to buy a meal instead of a shirt, then get fat.
After noticing it's global warming because of wasting 50 gallons of air to beg his dad to take him there and wasting 20 miles of gas and $15 of money instead of a shirt and adding weight to Earth by getting fat, he sues McDonald.
Little Kid: I want HappyM.....-
Daddy-Son of a bitch.
*Argues for about 30 minute, causes their relation to get worse, argues more, use 2,000 gallons of air to argue each day, causes smog to overpopulate over Los Angeles, smog covers the sky, the plants starts losing sunshine, causes more people to die from heat, causes a lot of tears and suicidal, causes more cars to use gasoline to try "saving" them, causes global warming to get worst, and cause human extinction.
Happy Meal is evil. DONT BUY THEM!
Happy Meal - slang
A meal that comes with a happy ending!
Can I please get a happy meal with a BJ on the side?
Happy Meal
Molesting any small life form while wearing a clown costume at a flea market.
when you give a happy meal, you also give hope.
Happy Meal
When a girl is eating chicken nuggets simultaneously as she is getting eatin out
"Hey Austin I could really go for a happy meal right now"
"Okay jenna we'll stop at Mcdonald's then I'll eat you out when we get home"
Happy Meal
When a McDonald's drive-thru cashier ejaculates on the face of the driver of a car while yelling "HAPPY MEAL."
Angus began to vigerously masterbate when the driver ordered, then delivered a Happy Meal.