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What is happy meal?

An alternative to burgered. This is mainly used when a direct confrontation is not desired. It involves the throwing, tossing, slapping or otherwise launching of small animal feces towards another person.
If the happy meal is executed to perfection, the victim will pick up the feces, wondering what just struck them. Following this, they are to make an extremely disgusted and/or horrified face.

That bastard across the room could kick my ass if I tried to burger him, so I will serve him up a happy meal instead.

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happy meal - video


Happy meal - what is it?

When a man wrestles his purple headed yogurt slinger until he intensely ejaculates into a condom(preferably flavored for enhanced flavor) and proceeds to put a straw in the condom and offers it as a meal to a female. The female then sips her happy meal until satisfied.

Aaron: Hey man did you give Amanda a happy meal last night? Shes been telling everyone about it.
Blake: Yeah bro I even used a strawberry flavored condom, she said it tasted like a strawberry milkshake.
Aaron: Im getting banana flavored condoms!

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What does "happy meal" mean?

Slang term that refers more commonly to giving oral sex to a female, since oral sex given to a female is referred as eating pussy.

I gave that chick a happy meal and she squirted all over my face.

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Happy meal - what does it mean?

when some n00b come at you with a plasma pistol and a battle rifle or a plasma pistol and a carbine and two shots you. that combo is used only by people who havent matured enough to realize that it's for n00bs! just like the happy meal from McDicks.

"ThePher is happy mealing again"
"Imagine that" *rolls eyes*

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Happy meal - meaning

A barely legal good-looking mongoloid you consider dating out of desperation or for temporary pleasure.

syn. Kids meal

"That's Jeff's first girlfriend in three years. Get this. She's a senior in high school."
"Yeah, she looks like a total happy meal."

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Happy meal - definition

Chicken and beer, simple as that

Fry me up a happy meal, bitch!

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Happy meal - slang

This refers to receiving oral sex from a female. When a male fits his penis and testicles in a females mouth at the same time.

I tried to give that bitch a happy meal, but her fucking mouth was too small...fucking whore!

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Happy meal

Recieving a handjob under the table in a fast food restaurant, while using ketchup as a lubricant. Mustard is also an acceptable variance.

We went to get a burger after the movie and she gave me a happy meal in the corner booth.

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Happy meal

Whilst receiving deep-throat fellatio from a woman, one may stuff one's ballsack into the woman's mouth at the same time, the sheer volume of which causes her lips and cheeks to stretch wide open as though she's making a big happy smile.

Man, look at the mouf on that girl... I'll bet she'd take my happy meal with ease.

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Happy meal

Something that is served at McDonalds you sick, twisted people!!

I ordered a happy meal for lunch cause i wanted the crappy little toy thats comes with it.

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