Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Happy Ending?

What happens when, in a story or movie, a problem gets resolved.

When the Thai girl refused to jack off my penis, we knew the massage is not going to have a happy ending.

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Happy Ending - video


Happy Ending - what is it?

A happy ending is when a Japanese massage therapist(usually a woman) gives a man a handjob for free.

I'm going to get myself a happy ending after work today.

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What does "Happy Ending" mean?

When a girl (usually Asian) gives you a full rubdown with the exception of your cock, which is rock hard now, and looks up at you and says, 'You want Happy Ending?'

The perfect ending to the weekend was getting Happy Ending from Kako last night at the massage parlor.

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Happy Ending - what does it mean?

When getting a rub down by an Asian, you roll over and ask for a happy ending. They then jerk you off with their skilled hands.

Dave Chappelle: Hey baby, can I get a happy endin'? *Pause* She didn't say no!

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Happy Ending - meaning

A massage that is normal until the end where you turn over and ask for a "full body massage" and the masseuse (usually asian) takes off the towel and gives you a handjob. It usually costs extra.

"I went to a get a massage and I got a happy ending."

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Happy Ending - definition

When a massouse feels inclined to finish your session w/ oral sex or manual release (usually for an extra twenty dollars)

"I was in china town getting a rubdown and the girl gave me a happy ending; is that cheating on my wife?"

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Happy Ending - slang

When using Firefox, you keep one tab open with the sexiest picture/video on the internet...to help you finish the task.

Omg I used to use 2girls1cup as my happy ending...but now it's just not good enough. I need to watch 8girlsnocup to get anywhere near finishing.

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Happy Ending

An expression for having sex at the end of a date.

After dinner and the movies and making out in the car in front of the house, Brie Ann invited Tyrone up to her bedroom for a happy ending. Having sex was the happy ending for the date.

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Happy Ending

When a massouse feels inclined to finish your session w/ oral sex or full on sex

"I was in china town getting a rubdown and the girl gave me a happy ending; is that cheating on my wife?"

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Happy Ending

When you get a free egg roll at the end of your massage.

Masseuse: You get free egg roll! Happy Ending

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