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What is Habbo hotel?
Habbo hotel. A giant orange building where there are many rooms with many many 'themes'. You are a 'habbo'. a badly animated pixel bloke/lass who has a p (password) has hackers call it because the word password is banned as are many other words such as pizza and rude words all replaced with bobba. You can control by clicking on where you want to go in a room (where you feel cramped cuz it's overcrowded and lonely cuz you have no furni or people cuz you have no credits cuz your a loser ((or normal person who doesn't waste money on habbo)). Habbo has very VERY strict rules because everyone tries to corrupt the system so the hobbas try to kick everyone. Hobbas are whiny teenage losers who finally get a bit of power when they lie that they are 18 on the internet and become a hobba. They ban you for almost anything and are rather gay. Habbo sucks you in by offering fake virtual furni for real genuine money. If you are hacked or kicked you don't even get a refund. If on habbo hotel for at least a day you will most certainly meet wannabee: hackers, hookers and paedophiles and people who want to cyber (All rulebreakers). Who never seem to get kicked yet YOU do! Habbo SUCKS.
Kids! Don't let HABBO HOTEL suck you in with it's mind washing powers!
Habbo1: Gimme your p and I give you furni!
Habbo2: Here! ****
Habbo1: I have you now! >:D
Habbo2: Nooo! :'(
Habbo hotel - video
Habbo hotel - what is it?
When you are in the verge of commiting suicide, you go to this crappy site.
Some people actually waste their money
to look better, so they can get "screwerd."
Before I shoot myself in the head, let me go to habbo hotel, afterall, it will bore me to death!
What does "Habbo hotel" mean?
A place on the internet where people of all ages, races, religions, colors, habits, musical preferences, nationalities, politcal views, genders, and sexual orientations can come together to insult each other's ages, races, religions, colors, habits, musical preferences, nationalities, politcal views, genders, and sexual orientations
Peadafile: Hey kid wants some furni?!
stupid little kid: Yeh sure!
~peadafile gives furni to stupid kid~
Peadafile: Hey kid whats your last name?
stupid little kid: My mom says i shldnt giv it out! :(
peadafile: It'll help me get credit!
stupid little kid: oki my names jones, callan jones!
peadafile: Where do u live?
stupid little kid: I shldnt say but i liv in rooty hill!
~peadafile packs up bag and heads for rooty hill primary school~
For more informations see peadafile and kiddy fiddler
Habbo hotel - what does it mean?
100% CRAP
not from concentrate.
Ingredients: 40% 50 year old overweight man-beats wanting 'cyber' for a cheap orgasm, 30% mindless youths buying 'credits' for pixelated furniture, games you can get free, and 'hc badges' to make up for their own unsocial lives, 20% chavs (see other desc.) 5% 'moderators' apparantly keeping an eye on the fuckers while actually what they probably do is sit in a chair with a box of doughnuts dishing out credits and thinking of new ways to scam money from kids,5% actual humain people willing for time-worthy conversation (of which are hard to find).
Conatins 100% of your RDA of SHIT.
Best served chilled.
'moderators': hey kids buy credits and gain the respect and love of your fellow 3cm high friends!
50 year old man-beast: YEY FINALLY! SEXUAL RELEASE!!!!!!!!
habbo hotel
Habbo hotel - meaning
A online chatroom which is probably the cause of low grades at schools and unemployment by people playing this instead of worrying about the facts of real life. if you dare to play this, please treat it as a chatroom and not a game. Tends to be full of people who make fansites where they have forums where people come along to chat about the chatroom. You buy credits to pay for furniture (pictures) unlike real life where you pay for something and get something and when you are fed up you can sell it, on habbo you pay for it and get it (in picture form) and in the end of the day its on there server so it remains theres forever and if you do get fed up with habbo you cannot get any money back from it. Another thing you can buy on here is habbo club which is a bad invention because if you arent one you get called a noob and get discrimated which forses you to buy it. Remember go on there to chat, dont live it.
habbo hotel geek: i have 100 rooms loaded with rares he he
guy: i have a real life and im happy
Habbo hotel - definition
It is a virtual hotel that gets you sucked in and makes you buy fake furniture and makes you spend over $100 on fake furniture. This place really sucks.
Habbo Hotel is a place that sucks you in to buying fake furniture
Habbo hotel - slang
A chat website overrun with 12 year olds that can have "sex0rz" with their 12 year old (A.K.A 56 yr old paedophiles) "bf" or "gf".
They attempt to suck up your money by making you buy "credits" (Creds) so you can buy some shit ass "furni" and join the Habbo club so you can be popular with the GrIlZ111!1!1!11!! and get "laid" and impress your 2cm tall "friends". Sounds great, huh? =P
Swearing is "bobbaing" impossible in Habbo Hotel, as every swear word is bleeped out. Sound bad? Not at all... It seems completely fair really, since its overrun with kids, But once you realise it is bleeped out with the word "bobba" you become annoyed, fast. Even if you say a word that isn't actually swearing its messed up by "Bobba" e.g "lass" becomes "lbobba"
Hobba. Hobba's are "moderators" (A.K.A fat kids that eat donuts while playing habbo hotel) that ban you for the fucking crappiest reasons. I got banned for saying my real name. Seriously. Hobba's need to be 18, so they probably have no life if they are 18 playing Habbo.
People create rooms to have "beauty" contests in and create "Jobs" so they can scam other habbos into giving them their password.
This wonderful dish is best not served at all, unless you're 8.
Nerd: Can I see your room?
Me: I don't have a room.
Nerd: Oh okay I hate you.
Me: Ummm...
Nerd: stfu noob I said I hate you!
Me: Ummm okay...
Nerd: omg im reporting you for being a noob!
You have been banned for life for being a noob.
Habbo Hotel
Habbo hotel
Habbo Hotel, virtual game where you can buy virtual furniture and make virtual friends. Pretty addictive when you start to play that game and make friends and everything.
You actually need REAL money to buy credits/coins, or however you say that from that country you're from. And then you can buy virtual furniture to make a virtual room. You can also buy "Habbo Club", the concept of that is to have 2 extra rooms, when you make a room, extra clothes and a rare each month. And then you can trade, some furni Furniture for some other furni.
You can never get hacked on that website, you can only be keylogged The person that keyloggs you cant track what you're saying so they can get your password or scammed "Give me your password for 100 credits!" That is so old, who will fell for that now?.
And finally, you can make friends and even date. But then, you get so addicted to that game, that you forget about your life and end up lifeless Like me and you spend your time on it.
So if you go on Habbo HotelIt could be HabboHotel.ca, HabboHotel.com, Habbohotel.co.uk, HabboHotel.fr, etc, it's worldwide be careful, you can become an addict :
I'm from .ca.
Habbo hotel
A little Turd house for all those assholes (little 5 yr old horny bitches) who wants to satisfy their millimeter boners by pretending their having sex with lego dolls by click ing a dance button. Thsi shit is not worth wasitng your youth, and vision for. It's pathetic.
Habbo: Hey, wanna cyber in my room?
loser: okeey!
Habbo: uhh uhhh oh yahhhh. my weiner aahhh
loser: lets talk too while doing it
Habbo: No talk, just keep making sounds, it's satisfying my rod.
Habbo hotel
What started as a highly interesting online chat room experiment which soon became overrun with scammers, "beauty competitions" and people who block narrow passages and only let you through if you pay them. The whole experience is sanitised so much that you cannot be a Michael Moorcock fan from Scunthorpe with a job in the cybernetics industry, you would instead be a Michael Moorbobba fan from Sbobbathorpe with a job in the bobbanetics industry.
Oh, and it's worryingly addictive; I have seen people pay literally hundreds of credits for the more uncommon furni items like the throne, holopod, and samovar.
Still, it's fun to bait the netchavs there who threaten to get their crews and "mafias" on you when there is no option to kick someone in the balls. They are indeed mighty brave in cyberspace.
"Bobba me with a bobba bobba, this site is worrying." - My first ever chat line in HH.