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What is Groupon?
Tristan Thompson's community dick. Always on special promotion.
Oh shut up, will you??? You ain’t care when Tristan cheated on you the first fifty-leven times. You ain’t care when he was sharing his Groupon peen with the world while you were pregnant with Two Truths and A Lie™️. Why do you care now?
You’re a bird. A whole pterodactyl.
-- Clarkisha Kent
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Groupon - what is it?
an obsessive desire to participate in the latest groupon deal
I woke up with a raging groupon this morn - inbox filled with so many exciting deals, what to do?? apple mini speakers? anti-stress facial? love massage neck pillow? ooh the flotation pool treatment looks good, but then so does a Indian head neck & shoulder, or a photoshoot I could justify, somehow. Hey anyone know what the regular price of non invasive ultrasound liposuction is? How do I know $240 is a good deal?
What does "Groupon" mean?
Being lured out for a meal by a friend at a questionable establishment only because they have a Groupon (or like discount) that they need to spend.
My friend totally grouponed us last night. We went to this crappy restaurant just because he had a Groupon.
Groupon - what does it mean?
n)a coupon that causes anxiety through huge discounts...then rapes your sould of its peace and good will toward men, women, and children. N) highly addictive substance that sucks money from your bank account and forces you to purchase things you didnt know you needed. v) to be fucked in an unusually harsh way v) a wallet raping
"you just got grouponed, Bitch!"
Groupon - meaning
When a bunch of men hanging out together simultaneously get a hardon. It can occur, for example, when a hot chick passes by them, or if they are watching porn together.
Guy 1: Dude, that girl was hot. I couldn't help getting a hardon from her.
Guy 2: Me too.
Guy 3: Me three. Looks like we're have a groupon.
Groupon - definition
paying too much for something, just because it's on a "bargain" shopping website; victimized by shifty puffery on a bargain shopping website (like groupon.com)
“dude, you're telling me you paid $100 for for a coupon for 3 large pizzas at a vegan pizzeria 75 miles from where you live? whoa, you got hell of grouponed”
Groupon - slang
when a bunch of guys happen to have a boner at the same time.
hooker: "it's still full-priced fellas, i don't give a groupon discount."
Groupon
The guy or girl in the band that fu*ks all the groupies, he/she's been with so many groupies he/she's worth a discounted rate, coupon style.
Girl, don't mess with him, he's not gonna be serious, he's a groupon.
Dude, be careful with her, she's a groupon, make sure you wrap that up.
Groupon
When a group of intoxicated women are dancing provocatively upon their single gay guy friend.
Who do those skanks think they're fooling? It's a total groupon!
Groupon
Terrible Customer Service. You need help? Forgetaboutit.
How was the DMV? I got Grouponed.