Definder - what does the word mean?

What is hardon?

A swollen cock generated by a full day of mild arousal.

John wanted to make his placid cock look big for Sean, so he played with himself for a few hours and generated a residual hardon.

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Hardon - what is it?

A reference to one's penis.

That's Sir Harry Hardon to you, arse wipe.

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What does "hardon" mean?

When u have food poisoning but simultaneously horny. Therefore have no choice but to puke with a boner.

Before Herby could go down on dotty, just the act of kissing her lower back caused him to vomit naked with a raging stiffy. She was left with pink clit for 24 hrs after his hurling hardon.

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Hardon - what does it mean?

to be sexually aroused, but not show physical signs ( a boner )

I was trying to act calm, but she gave me such a mental hardon

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Hardon - meaning

A mistake waiting to happen...repeatedly

Scenario: In a sleazy bar, eg; chateaux 6, Havanas etc.
"That guy is like so coming on to me"
"I wouldn't go for it, he seems like such a hardon"

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Hardon - definition

Slang word for the fast-food chain Hardee's.

Do you want to go to Hardee's, Barfy's, Pizza Slut, or Taco Smell?

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Hardon - slang

Hardon; is also when you are running along with your life. Except for when you keep running into; be it boy or girl, who your really hate. So much so that you have a hardon to get either revenge' or give them the ultimate amount of pain and misery. You detest them so much that you got a hardon for them.

Ever since That jerk from work screwed your old lady; You have had one hell of a hardon for them.

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Hardon

Well I guess the "achievement of erection"
in the male gender, but it can also represent a mental state, maybe in girls too, I dunno....

1) "Well, first ya git 'er down on 'er hands and KNEES.... Then ya reach around and grab a handful o' BOOB... Then see if ya don't get a hardon !!!

2) "Yeah, I'm just BitTorrenting some more John Holmes..."
"Dude, I have a total hardon for what you're doing !!!!"

3) "Wow, that was a HARD hardon !!!!"

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Hardon

variant of hard-on

I have a huge hardon right now.
He's really got a hardon for that chick.

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Hardon

the act of the penis getting hard/stimulated/an erection

the boy announces to the class that he has a hardon.

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