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What is Gridlock?
v.
The feminized cock block (a.k.a. Blocking the Box). The origin of this term comes from city traffic signs ("Don't Block the Box") in order to alleviate rush hour traffic conditions where cars are stopped in the middle of an intersection. In these situations, blocking the box inevitably results in gridlock.
(a female):"I've just been gridlocked by that sexy dyke's friend."
Gridlock - meme gif
Gridlock - video
Gridlock - what is it?
A checkerboard grid of tiny cornrows or dreadlocks tightly braided as a women's hairstyle. Usually African-American.
Lashonda got her hair done in gridlocks after her gel manicure.
What does "Gridlock" mean?
An African-American style hair or tentacles of some alien species
Greg's wife loves to play with my gridlocks.
Gridlock - what does it mean?
The greatest music project in existence (and likely ever). Founded by Mike Wells and Mike Cadoo, their mix of ambient, glitch and industrial changed the face of electronic music (especially industrial, with little credit).
wow, that music was the most moving thing i have EVER heard, who did you say that was again? Gridlock, aye? wow. i am awestruck.
Gridlock - meaning
When two people are ass-to-ass simultaneously shitting into one another's assholes.
Dude, Mortimer, did you see Eleanor and Priscilla gridlocking last night? It was off the chain.
Gridlock - definition
1. A complete lack of movement or progress resulting in a backup or stagnation: “the political gridlock that prevented... the President and Congress from moving expeditiously to cut the budget” (Robert D. Hormats).
2. A malaprop coined by a particularly inbred country yokel whom is currently leading a startup software company.
"Bitch, go home and tend to your nappy-lookin gridlocks."
Gridlock - slang
A tactical ploy carried out in emergency situations when a team is narrowly losing. Occurs when Gridlock is summoned to the field to undertake a special play and win the match. Usually occurs with only seconds remaining.
Player: "Coach, there are only 5 seconds left and we are down by a goal."
Coach: "Get Gridlock out there, he will kick it from fifty."
Gridlock
The thickest bitch that will ever exist
Holy shit i never seen a gridlock so huge
Gridlock
When a person is incapable of removing themselves from the grid due to an attachment to their phone, computer, or job either by choice, addiction, or priorities.
I wanted to go camping this weekend, but I'm totally gridlocked.
Gridlock
a blockage of something (from the severe road traffic stalling situation)
The gridlock in Web traffic is due to the worm's payload.