Definder - what does the word mean?

What is payload?

A sexual maneuver in which you hold your partner aloft, initiate a standing sixty-nine, and then pile drive them during the act, with your genitalia still in their mouth. Typically, this move is announced using pseudo-military terms.

"Get ready, sweetie; ordinance has been deployed. Preparing to deliver the Szechuan Payload."

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Payload - what is it?

The maximum size a female can achieve and still ride a male on top without injuring him.

if she aint 280 she aint a lady, but thats too big of a payload for some men

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What does "payload" mean?

Taking a dump

I dropped my payload in the bitches mouth...

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Payload - what does it mean?

To jerk off at work. Getting paid to jerk off.

Work was so boring today that I decided to shut my office door and drop a payload.

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Payload - meaning

How many fat bitches you can carry in your vehicle.

Dylan has way more payload with the Ranger than he had with the WRX.

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Payload - definition

when a man farts, sneezes, ejaculates, and coughs at the exact same time ( one brought on by the other ).

after jacob released The payload he felt complete peace with the universe.

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Payload - slang

1. Verb: Ejaculation
2. Noun: Sperm

"I payloaded all over her"

and

"Here comes the payload!"

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Payload

A very anticipated large group of good-looking females arriving to a party or gathering in a vehicle all at once.

This party is so bad but when the payload arrives its gonna get LIT!

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Payload

cumshot, usually large

He pulled it out at the last minute, then unleashed a Peter North sized payload on her chest.

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Payload

The contents of a container or something being transported. Can refer to the cargo of a truck or other transport vehicle as well as the semen located in the male testicles.

"The payload in that truck weighs several thousand pounds."

"I busted a fat payload of cum on that bitch's face!"

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