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What is Gort?
1. noun – An overweight person’s large belly or gut. From Spanish gordo meaning “fat”.
2. verb – To eat excessively.
3. adjective – To feel full after eating excessively.
1. “That dude has a ginormous gort!”
2. “Let’s go to White Castle and gort!” Past tense: “I just gorted three Jobee dogs!”
3. “Whew! No more Taco Bell, I am gorted!
Gort - meme gif
Gort - video
Gort - what is it?
wanna go buy some gorts
What does "Gort" mean?
a cigarette; cig; squo;cancer stick; trog backwards
"Taylor is going to buy me gorts, wanna pack?"
Gort - what does it mean?
A "gort", is a cigarette. However it's not a menthol cigarette, those are "grits".
Want to toke a gort? Nah dude, i need a grit.
Gort - meaning
Adjective: To fail at something (usually when rolling dice) excessively or spectacularly.
"Oh man, did you just gort that roll again?"
"Dude; he just gorted!"
Gort - definition
A liquor store owner or worker most definitely of middle eastern or Indian origin working behind the counter and yelling at trouble makers who enter the store.
We dressed up our boy with a rag on his head to convince the Gort at the counter to sell us some drank.
Gort - slang
To wear a black ski mask despite inappropriate weather conditions while going about your daily business in public.
Usually attracts some strange looks (particularly in Texas), and surprisingly many are seemingly oblivious to the wearer, especially if the wearer is a hot woman.
Often referred to as "Gorting"
Not recommended to do your banking in this guise or in a state where carrying a firearm is legal.
"Thought I would spend the afternoon Gorting at the shops"
"I thought I would make Wednesdays at work Gort Day"
"I reckon a quick Gort down to the liquor store is in order"
Gort
Another name for God, is also coincidentally the name of a dude in the 1951 movie "The day the earth stood still" but that literally has nothing to do with it.
The term gort is used if you decide you would like to see God in the form of a Capybara rather than a wrinkly old man.
Me: "I love gort"
Christian: "What the fuck are you talking about you stupid shit"
Gort
Gort is a capybara that has several convicted murders and rape charges.
Gort is a goat.
Gort
Gort is the name of a capybara. You can find Gort especially on capybara Instagram pages. Gort is everywhere. He's also behind your walls. He's Gort
Have you seen the handsome Gort on the capybara page? Gort is the perfect specimen. Gort remains despite these trying times.