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What is Goosed?
Scared, feared that you might get robbed
Person 1: I was with some guys last night walkin late n shit and passed by this white couple they were goosed as hell.
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Goosed - video
Goosed - what is it?
Oh boy I sure goosed that joke
What does "Goosed" mean?
1. The act in which a person screws something up, or to be a screw-up (being a "goose")
2. To be extremely drunk on the vodka brand "Grey Goose"
1. You: "Uh-oh, i forgot to give that woman her five dollars in change"
Me: "You goosed it, bud!"
2. You: "I drank so much last night that I don't remember anything"
Me: "You got really goosed on vodka and then passed out with that haggard ass chick.
Goosed - what does it mean?
Completely letting down friends or coworkers by not coming through on a simple task. When asked to right the situation, accomplish the bare minimum just to spite those around.
He really goosed everyone on bring chilli to work day.
Goosed - meaning
To "pull out" or "eject" rapidly during intercourse and ejaculate on your partners belly.
I totally mavericked her hole, ejected from the cockpit, and goosed on her belly!
Goosed - definition
The act of a dog putting their nose in your frontal crotch area.
1. That dog totally just goosed me! I feel so violated!
Goosed - slang
To have sex with a girl with the intention of never calling or seeing her again.
Cody totally goosed that chick last night.
or...
Gril 1: That guy still hasn't called me
Girl 2: Did you have sex with him?
Girl 1: Yeah, he was hot
Girl 2: You totally got goosed
Goosed
Frequently prefixed by "pure", as a substitute for "very".
1. To be drunk, e.g. "I was pure goosed last night boss".
2.To be hungover, e.g. "I drank a bottle of gone-off whiskey last night. Pure goosed today".
3. To be caught committing an inappropriate or illegal act. e.g. "I got goosed by the shades (police) for my flagrant lack of pants"
4. To have rang someone's (mobile) phone and hung up after the first 2 rings, so the number will show up and the recipient will call you back, or alternatively, just to be a bollocks. e.g. "Michael goosed my phone"
5.To have grabbed someone's arse (archaic).
6. To have suffered an unfortunate event or set of circumstances, or to express sympathy with such a happening. e.g. Tony: "I fucked up my 'Introduction to Aromatherapy' exam again. "
Oliver: "Oh, goosed".
7. To play a practical joke on someone, or take revenge for such an act, e.g. "I'm gonna goose him good for posting those bondage photos on the Internet"
Goosed
To be high or under the influence of marijuana.
Synonym for zooted, zoinked, high, etc.
Dude 1: How was the party last night?
Dude 2: I was straight goosed
Goosed
Old school definition: to pinch someone's buttocks, hopefully the opposite sex, but hey, you take what you get.
Always associated in my mind with a British accent....
Owww! You goosed me, you cheeky devil!