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What is Goose it?
Wanting something really bad.
This term was coined in the hit podcast Chuckle Sandwich in the year 2021.
I'm goosing for some Tostitos right now.
Goose it - video
Goose it - what is it?
A type of waterfowl that likes to honk. They are typically not very friendly, very territorial, and like bread a lot.
Human: “Look brother, a goose”
Goose: “fuck you, you stupid waste of flesh. get off of my lawn. I want bread”
What does "Goose it" mean?
Devil incarnate. A direct relative of the dinosaurs. The most evil and devious being to ever roam the Earth, right after Adolf Hitler.
- Holy shit, this crazy goose almost killed me!
Goose it - what does it mean?
An overweight white girl with really bad style
Ha, lookit that Goose Goose with the nasty-ass Punky Brewster haircut!
Goose it - meaning
A highly territorial bird, a nuisance around parks, if you get too close they will hiss and chase you away.
Goose it - definition
the goose goes honk
Goose it - slang
A 9 milimeter handgun used for blastin yo enemeez.
I blasted that nigga wit my spankin goose goose.
Shea's got a goose goose!!!!
Goose it
A humiliating act, usually done by your closest friend; when one is "given the goose" so to speak, one never truly recovers.
The act itself is simple: Sneak up behind an unsuspecting victim (preferably a friend, as being knocked unconscious is likely to occur otherwise), and as quickly as you can, with all of your fingers on your hand extended out together, poke them into your friend's buttcrack and run away.
A proper "Goose Goose!" is always followed by you vociferating "Goose Goose!" a split second prior to you fleeing the scene.
Luke gave Adam a Goose Goose! Luke will be severely missed.
Goose it
The act of rubbing a goose feather on someone's taint.
Guy 1: Yo I gave your mom a Goose Goose Goose last night.
Guy 2: Good she could use the attention.
Goose it
- goose it -
Verb: to goose
: goosing is the act of turning up a volume nob, typically all the way up.
1 - “should I turn up the amp?”
2 - “Yeah it saturates really well, just Goose it”
1 - “cool. I’m also gonna send phantom power down that line for fun”
2 - “rad. And sense it’s an unbalanced cable, phantom shouldn’t reach my guitar.”
1 - “wait. I have you a TRS cable (balanced)!!”
2 - “WHAT??” “OH NOOOAHHHHHA..”
*expolsions*
*fire*
*screams*
1 - “ MY FACE IS BURNING! MY FACE IS ON FIRE!” “THERE IS NO GOD! THERE IS NO GOD IN THE DARK!”
And so death comes. Only a league away, own own destruction caused by the bread of our mouths.