What is Goal?

What every white girl says when they see any couple online or in public.

Person 1: "Oh look at that cute couple over there!"
Person 2: "Aw, they're holding hands!"
Person 1: "That is so Goals!"
Person 2: "I know, right? Goals!"

👍381 👎155

Goal - meme gif

Goal - video

Goal - what is it?

targets you want to reach in relationships, life, ect.

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are goals

👍533 👎201

What does "Goal" mean?

What dumbass girls say to eachother on Instagram when someone posts a pic that is very attractive or is of something they aspire to, like a relationship. It's basically a way of sucking up to someone and it's almost as annoying and shallow as when girls post shit like "omg stop being so perf!" and then of course the required response is "no that's you bb 😘" and it goes back and forth like that. Both examples are typically found thoroughly nauseating by non-sheeple types and those who don't seek validation via Instagram likes

Popular Bitch: *posts totally staged and/or photoshopped "spontaneous" selfie*

Less Popular Wannabe: "OMG GOALS!! Can u like stop being so pretty?"

👍3509 👎943

Goal - what does it mean?

The ultimate goal, what you want to get. What to achieve in life. JM wrote about Snorlax: Snorlax eats as much food as it possibly can and then sleeps for as long as it wants. Snorlax is also one of the most powerful Pokémon in the game. Snorlax is goals.

'First came across '... is goals' as used by Vulture writer Jackson McHenry in July 13, 2016 post about Pokemon Go.

👍55 👎13

Goal - meaning

a popular phrase in Buffalo after the Sabres lost to the Dallas Stars in game 6 of the Stanley Cup series in 1999. The goal involved Brett Hull's skate in the crease when he scored the series winning goal. Mass protests struck around Buffalo, but the result was upheld. To this this day, the words "No Goal" will always refer to Buffalo.

It was no goal, MAN, I hate Dallas!

👍211 👎17

Goal - definition

The riddles probably don’t make sense to him either…
But in my head they are obvious.

Some of it was things I posted to social media, but I had to take a break from social media. Just scrolling through yesterday and things pop up on my feed that go against my dream. Made logical sense to block out what makes me sad… adjusting the dream is not possible.

What a joincidence with the working out lol….

The cartwheel story… well, since I didn’t see it myself, I will say I landed it:) I was out in a public and a little girl did one and asked me if I could. Remembering my youth, I was awesome at them… good thing she didn’t ask about the splits, I may still be on the ground there… that is going to be goal today to practice them:)

👍31 👎35