Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Gnoming?

When a person of far lesser social standing, size, weight or mental capacity achieves a massive victory of wit, force or cunning against you.

That redneck just gnomed you when he got you to pay for his petrol by sticking fake numbers on the pumps

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Gnoming - video

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Gnoming - what is it?

what you say to your chums to totally gnome them

I'm a gnome, and you've been GNOMED

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What does "Gnoming" mean?

Ho ho ho ha ha ha ho ho ho he he ha

hello me old chum
Im gnot a gnelf
Im gnot a ganobblin
Im a gnome and you've been gnomed!

Ho ho ho ha ha ha ho ho ho he he ha

hello me old chum
Im gnot a gnelf
Im gnot a ganobblin
Im a gnome and you've been gnomed!

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Gnoming - what does it mean?

The act of receiving a blow job, and upon climax, ejaculating on her chin to resemble a beard. Then you proceed to violently fuck her ass hole with a pointy headed garden gnome.

"Hey Jake, what did you do last night??"

"Nothing much....oh but i did a little gnoming with shirly for a little while!"

"That's cool man! But not for long? How come?"

"Well she likes getting the beard, but she doesn't like getting fucked in the ass very much"

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Gnoming - meaning

Gnoming is essentially like planking and owling, completely pointless and stupid where someone sits in a person's garden in random positions much like a garden gnome.

Hey, let's go gnoming in that guy's garden!

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Gnoming - definition

Verb - The act of setting up post, or opposite of "roaming".

"hey whats up you've been standing here the whole party"

"yeah, im just gnoming tonight"

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Gnoming - slang

The opposite of trolling. Opening yourself right up for being insulted. Flamebaiting if you will. "Asking for it".

Person #1: (insert idiocy here)
Person #2: Stop gnoming, you whiny faggot.

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Gnoming

Hiding gnomes around a friend/ family member's house, car, or work place.

I found a hilarious garden gnome in my locker today... have you been gnoming lately?

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Gnoming

Performing a single or series of sexual maneuvers on a short, bearded man.

Did you hear Crystal has been gnoming Randall?
Gnoming is so on trend right now!

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Gnoming

The act of driving or walking around town and posing on either people you know, or random people's lawn. When they open the door and see everyone just standing there, their reactions are priceless.

The girls at the sleep over were bored, so they decided to go gnoming at random people's houses and laugh at their reactions.

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