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What is Garett?
An illogical style of connecting unrelated ideas that can still make sense to the idea generator. This lack of logic can also be used purely for the amusement of confusing others.
"No, you can't go to the beach just because you brushed your teeth. Stop using Garett logic."
Garett - meme gif
Garett - video
Garett - what is it?
Born in November of 1993, younger than all of his fellow Tram Trans, Garett enjoys long walks along the river with his pet tadpole, researching about his favorite car, the more expensive in the world (Bugatti Veyron), making crisp salads with Italian dressing, munching on celery and running to keep in shape. Due to extensive research, Garett has been known to be a young man of a cocky, yet sweet nature. Loved by many, especially a particular breed of Asian, Maloney rarely expresses his feelings to others, especially when asked.
Shia Labeouf, Garett Maloney
What does "Garett" mean?
The "garette" is a term that appeared in the mid-2000s in Canada (mostly in Quebec), that shortly replace "Cigarette", a too long word for what it is. To pronounce: "Gow-rette".
Hey dude, that garette was so good that i need to smoke another one...!
Garett - what does it mean?
Fun, crazy, kind-hearted guy who loves to sleep and play video games. A Garette knows most things you think you won't need to know but you will! A Garette is also stubborn during arguments or "proving a point" to others. Garettes also have a short temper. A Garette is very popular and gets along with most people well, except for children, A Garette is usually not a children kinda person, but also acts childish at times. A Garette usually does what they want, but it always somehow turns out to be hilarious.
Hey- wheres Garette? I miss him!
Hey Garebear! Hows it going? Let me guess, you broke your xbox huh?
Garett - meaning
A fucking cunt ass piece of shit. He is the king off all gays. Out of the 171,476 words in the English language, their is no word or combination of words that can describe how much of a piece of shit he is. I hope he gets shot 27 times in the chest and doesn’t die but has to feel the pain of each and every bullet penetrating his skin for the rest of his life. And when he dies I hope he goes to hell and rots there for all of eternity felling the burning flames and enduring the pain with no escape and watching satan laugh at him as he begs for mercy and cries like a little gay ass bitch.
Girl 1: have you heard of Garett
Girl 2: yeah, he’s a fucking cunt ass piece of shit. He is the king off all gays. Out of the 171,476 words in the English language, their is no word or combination of words that can describe how much of a piece of shit he is. I hope he gets shot 27 times in the chest and doesn’t die but has to feel the pain of each and every bullet penetrating his skin for the rest of his life. And when he dies I hope he goes to hell and rots there for all of eternity felling the burning flames and enduring the pain with no escape and watching satan laugh at him as he begs for mercy and cries like a little gay ass bitch.
Girl 1: ok
Garett - definition
"Wow, that guy is a huge Garett. Aka world's biggest faggol."
Garett - slang
1.) to take geometry when you're in 8th grade online then ditch it to play minecraft then miss a butt ton of school
2.)A fat boy who doesn't seem like much at first, but full of surprises. He's a computer nerd, plays minecraft a LOT, minesweeper, he's a genius and he's cute!
Shawn: Where is Dylan?
Zack: He's taking a Garett just like I did for some weeks.
Shawn: he's missed like over 2 months of school and when ever I see him in the library he always plays minecraft
Garett
He is that cool kid that you want to be and really popular and gets all the ladies
Person 1: Oh wow do you see that kid he gets all the girls and is super rip
Person 2: Yeah he is such a Garett
Garett
Sexiest guy living. When you see a Garett spelled like this you know that he is good looking and has a huge cock. Good at everything
Garett are the best
Garett
He is the cutest guy in school,the ladies love him and he has a crush on the one that is most like a tomboy
Hey did you see Tom he is like a Garett