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What is Fwank?

A curse word made up by Dan Howell during a competitive game of Mario Kart

Fwank!

Fwank? Haha
I just made up a new word

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Fwank - video


Fwank - what is it?

A Combination of the English Grey Squirrel, and The Scottish Red Squirrel. Once intertwined, they become the Fwank Weasel, the most dangerous tree based mammal in the scottish borders region. It is particularly adept with light weapons.

The 5th preminition of socrates states: "The fwank weasel shall devour the earth, by assaulting the human race with the aid of light weapons".

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What does "Fwank" mean?

a female's private part

I would appreciate a fwank that didn't smell nor taste bad.

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Fwank - what does it mean?

The fwank bank is part of the memory specifically reserved to retain the names of attractive people in order to later look them up on facebook and masterbate over pictures of them.

Ray: Man who was that bird, she was smoking like a bbq, i almost got a boner just looking at her.

Ollie: That was Jenny, she has a rack that would even make Jordan jealous. An you should see her profile picture it made my penis shed a tear.

Ray: Shit mate I'll save that name in my fwank bank for later.

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Fwank - meaning

fem wank

the pithiest way to describe female masturbation

1.
A: Hey babe, what'd you get up to today
B: Not a lot, mainly just watched Grey's Anatomy and had a fwank

2. She is a massive fwanker

3. Did you see Johnny Depp in that film last night, one for the fwank bank

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Fwank - definition

## mixture of the two words ##
:: FWAY:: & ::SWANK::
Expresses one who has an odd style and way of dressing.

That boy on instagram is so fwank

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Fwank - slang

Abbreviation of the phrase fucking wank, used when inappropriate to swear or in time critical scenarios.

Also an acronym for the computer game series Fighting Warrior Action Ninja King 1 to 7.

You are in Woolworths surrounded by children and grandmothers, you find Woolworths is Fucking Wank but you don't want to offend when you say this out loud and so say "It's fwank in here!"

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Fwank

The act of Raping someones Facebook profile when they leave it logged in then realising you were actually logged into your own account therefore Fraping or face book raping yourself.

HaHa this will teach him to leave profile signed in "I sucked my own cock last nite"

Oh shit I wrote that on my own profile I just fwanked

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Fwank

To masturbate so hard and furious that you faint.

I was out cold for about 10 minutes after a fwanking session last night!

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Fwank

A Fwank is when a person masturbates over pictures of another person found via the internet website of facebook.

Ray: What did you do last night?

Ollie: Ow I was just looking at facebook and there was a picture of Jenny showing a bit of nip, couldn't help but have a fwank over that!

Ray: Dude, you should have text me then we could have fwanked at the same time.

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