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What is Fucknugget?

used to refer to a person you think of in a sexual way for some utility (e.g.) to get over an ex. Different than a rebound because you're self-aware.

Person 1: Damn i'm sorry you broke up with Rita but why are you going after Jessie?
Person 2: She's just a fucknugget bro, I just need her to be under me so I can get over Rita.

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Fucknugget - video

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Fucknugget - what is it?

A small piece of fuck, similar in shape and size to a gold nugget, but with a much more variable selling price. High-quality fucknuggets, such as nuggets of "supermodel fuck" can easily be sold for 7-figure sums, whereas low-quality nuggets, such as "ugly fat drunk fuck" nuggets, are effectively worthless.

Not to be confused with Fuck-McNuggets, a delicious chicken-based food item deep fried in fuck oil.

Greg: "Steve! I found a fucknugget on the ground here!"
Steve: "Greg, this is a only nugget of dumbfuck."
Greg: "Damn. That's boo boo monkey."

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What does "Fucknugget" mean?

An insult deriving from the use of 'nugget' to refer to an unpleasant small piece of excrement otherwise referred to as a nugget, clagnut or dangleberry made popular in the Viz comic.

Popular use of the word began in the town of Stafford in the UK after it was accidentally blurted out by a man who had intended to call someone a Fuckwit but in his anger confused the word. It has since spread virally across the world after finding a receptive audience on the XBoxLive chat system when trash-talking during online multiplayer games.

"I'm on your team you fucknugget! Throw the grenade at the BLUE guys!"

"I can't believe he crashed his car again, what a fucknugget"

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Fucknugget - what does it mean?

1. The best insult mainly because you cant turn it around.
2. Chicken sex.
3. A frustrated cry.

1. Guy 1: Fucknugget! Guy 2: uhh... you... you.... crimple... crimple penis??
2. Oh man. Did you see that fucknugget last night? 19 chickens all banging in an orgy!
3. This paper is being such a FUCKNUGGET (or) FUCKNUGGET! MY COMPUTER CRASHED!

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Fucknugget - meaning

Slang term for a human infant.

I've changed that little fucknugget's shitty diapers 12 times today.

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Fucknugget - definition

When you fuckin a bitch hard and she orgasms so much that a little turd pops out.

Dude I banged Teresa so hard last night that she dropped a couple fucknuggets on my sheets.

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Fucknugget - slang

A hardened ball of male excretion produced usually a few hours after an improper ejaculation, one usually needs to see a physician after producing a fuck-nugget, as it is extremely difficult to expell from the penis.

Person 1: "Did you hear about John? He claims to have gotten a fucknugget!"
Person 2: "Oh my god, I hope he's okay!"

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Fucknugget

Generic insult. Can be used casually or with malice, works best when describing fat people.

"That dumb fucknugget eats at McDonalds three times a day, then wonders why he's a grotesquely obese fucknugget"

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Fucknugget

A person or thing that is purely made out of FUCK.
If anyone sees this person a slight "Fuck it's him again" will come out of their mouth.

Bobby: Hey look there is Jimmy.
Billy: Fuck it's him again.
Bobby: Yeah, you are right he is such a Fucknugget

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Fucknugget

when u fuck nuggets

gf: please just fuck me
me: no b i only fucknugget

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