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What is Fuck me sideways?
Its when your fucked big time.
Ryan Ryenolds in blade trinity after seeing the 2 rotweiler vampire fucks. goes ''fuck me sideways''
Fuck me sideways - video
Fuck me sideways - what is it?
an expression used in times of worry, stress, disgust, shock and happiness. one may use this phrase in a certain situation, such as when a sheep bites you or a man in a green lycra suit does the cha cha slide on your roof.
"slideeeee, to the left, take it back there yo"
"fuck me sideways what the harl"
What does "Fuck me sideways" mean?
When something doesn't go as planned
Dude 1: bro my parents said you can't come over
Dude 2: oh fuck me sideways
Fuck me sideways - what does it mean?
Used when:
a) One is in a difficult situation.
b) Has heard something unbelieveable or shocking.
c) Has hurt themselves.
An extended Australian version: "Fuck me sideways with a Yabbi Pump!" (Yabbi Pump: Suction device used to pump Yabbis from the sand)
Examples:
a) "Fuck me sideways, wrong hole!"
b) "I just won a million dollars!" "Well fuck me sideways!"
c) (*Slams toe into wall*) "Fuck me sideways that hurt!"
"I just rooted a Kangaroo!" "Fuck me sideways with a Yabbi Pump!"
Fuck me sideways - meaning
being royality screw over. A term used to express an extremely unfortuante situation.
"Shit I think your girlfriend's pregnant"
"Well Fuck me sdeways!"
Fuck me sideways - definition
When you hear someone say "fuck me sideways" they do not mean that literally, unless you are in the same room as a person and you both for some odd reason have your pants down. The actual meaning of it is "DAMN IT WHAT THE FUCK"
Setting : Imagine you are in a game and your friend kills you.
*Friend kills you
Friend : "haha"
You : "FUCK ME SIDEWAYS"
Fuck me sideways - slang
When you wanna get fucked longitudinally
*Lies down on side* "Well fuck me sideways cunt"
Fuck me sideways
An ejaculation that, when uttered sarcastically, say by someone like Aubrey Plaza, may be a response to not being surprised at news that is supposed to be surprising or enlightening, as being fucked sideways allows the vagina to be both more deeply penetrating and stimulated in a greater variety of places than most other types of fucking. It may also refer to the desire to exit oneself from an undesirable situation to a much better one.
Although technically Judy Garland could have clicked her heels and intoned the words "Fuck me sideways" as opposed to "There's no place like home," the screenwriters were perhaps wise to leave the former idiom for the inevitable slew of Wizard of Oz pornos to follow.
Fuck me sideways
Another quote from Blade Trinity by Hannibal (Ryan Reynolds)
"Well fuck me sideways. Fuck me sideways."
Fuck me sideways
An expression of shock or surprise at a given situation
Fuck me sideways, its cold outside today