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What is Forest Lake?
An afluent suburb, north of Chicago, situated directly on Lake Michigan. Home of not only the stereotypical "rich kid", but also many extremely intelligent and driven people, as well as an average number of below-average people. Typically singled out because the average citizen is fairly wealthy, and the homes are very high-priced.
You think you know everything about Lake Forest, but please, don't judge what you don't know.
Forest Lake - video
Forest Lake - what is it?
Forest Lake Senior High School is a microcosm of the city of Forest Lake. Sadly, most of its graduates can't even pronounce microcosm, let alone know what it means. The school can be described briefly with three words - racist, drugs, and idiocracy.
The school is a Frankenstein's monster of a building - the school was expanded instead of torn down like it right well should have been. Classroom numbering is random and sporatic, and many students get lost looking for classes even through their senior year.
The school is known for it's FFA (Future Farmers of America) program. Unless you're a member of one of the several big, important families in the area (the ones that own major farms, or recreational vehicle dealerships), you don't give a flying fuck about it. More than likely you're high off your ass in class while some poor schmuck attempts to teach you basic grammar thanks to NCLB.
The school is also well known within theater, debate and speech circuits. Again, not many people care. In fact, the school doesn't even care. Instead of displaying recent victories of the above organizations, they'd rather keep a trophy case full of football and hockey trophies from the 80s, when the Forest Lake Rangers actually won games. To anyone with a brain, that should describe the mentality and demographic of the school more than I ever could.
Principal beginning graduation speech: "Start your tractors! Start your tractors!"
Student: "I fucking hate this school."
Student 1: "You have any drugs?"
Student 2: "You kidding? Everything at Forest Lake Senior High School is drugs! The chairs are drugs, the carpet is drugs, the desks are drugs..."
What does "Forest Lake" mean?
A dumpy school in Forest Lake MN where almost everyone gets high (DO NOT go into the bathroom if your not interested in drugs) and acts like they are some hardcore country kid. Most of the people aren't very interesting to talk to and the people who are get ignored by everyone else. The so-called "popular" kids are normally just obnoxious stoners or rich. Everyone is a christian and goes to church every sunday and says bible quotes on their facebook page to make sure everyone knows they praise Jesus even though they are rude to everyone in school. Most of the guys are quite odd looking too (imagine the most stereotypical stoner and you have most of them).The parking lot is a joke too with way too much traffic. The reason the parking lot gets so crowded is because there are way too many buses leaving and that every guy drives a truck. The walls in the classrooms are ready to fall over any second but more than half of the classrooms have expensive projectors and smartboards with cheap desks showing that the school doesn't know how to spend money. Basically if your not into redneck stuff you won't survive long.
Hey look another poser pretending hes a redneck we must be in Forest Lake Senior High School
Forest Lake - what does it mean?
A town full of white trash, people with an undeserved sense of self righteousness, and more white trash.
Activities in town include and are LIMITED to; hanging out at Walmart, hanging out in Walmart's parking lot, beating up your significant other, talking about going to Walmart, vandalism, theft, deciding it's too much work actually get off your couch and drive to Walmart, littering, and massive amounts of meth.
Dude you must have been in Forest Lake, MN.
Forest Lake - meaning
Place were there’s nothin but eshays and druggos with a tad of old people complaining how rude you are. Forest lake has a state high which is a town hall for the eshays and if you look at them for a split second you will get shanked by a pencil or a butterfly knife, the principals are knobs and suspend you in a split second as well. Don’t forget about the lake where all you can see are dead fish, algae and maybe a couple that’s high on ice making out on the park benches.
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Bro you don’t need to tell me the postcode
4078!!!
Forest Lake - definition
A city in washington county Minnesota. Full of white people, one black guy and about ten asians. Its high school sports teams usually aren't very successful. Everyone smokes weed and cigarettes while the true cool people take hallucinogens and attend raves. There is an overabundance of 17 year old guys that love to try and build big ass trucks because they have small penises. The main attraction is smoking weed/drinking on some friend's parent's boat or in someone's ice house.
And getting drunk
Guy 1: What do you want to do this weekend?
Guy 2: Get blazed as hell and go mudding in forest lake .
Forest Lake - slang
A city in Washington County, MN. Situated between I-35 and Hwy 61, it has found a niche as a rest stop city - filled with gas stations (at one point this town of 14,000 had two Holidays and four Super Americas) and fast food restaurants.
Is referred to by the population as Flaketown. Which is quite apt at describing the people, as well as the paint on the traffic signs.
The population is mostly white, with a handful of other ethnicities represented sparingly. This results in a substantial proportion of the student body being incredibly racist. Of course, the town is close enough to the Twin Cities where the rest of the student body ends up being priss and politically correct to a disgusting degree. The few who fall in between the two insane ideologies are generally left friendless (but don't worry, they'll go to college out of state and make something of themselves)
Most graduates of Forest Lake High School will end up at Century College in Mahtomedi, MN - the nearest community college. The politically correct-minded will end up at U of M Twin Cities or UMD, or one of the 'in the middle of nowhere' UW schools. Few will escape to bigger and better places and they will never look back.
Since there's nothing to do in town, lots of people get wasted and high. Mostly in public, like at the skatepark or at the dump of a movie theater. This is why anyone with a brain gets out of Flaketown while they still can.
Guy: Alright! Duluth roadtrip! Let's stop at the Forest Lake Burger King before we go since it's on the way!
Flaker 1: Dude, what do you want to do?
Flaker 2: Let's get high.
Flaker 1: Sounds good, I'm failing every class anyway.
Flaker 2: Wanna get high IN class?
Flaker 1: I love you man.
Forest Lake
A town in Washington County, Minnesota. Not everybody smokes or drinks. It's a town where kid's who aren't smart enough to spend their time more productively, decide to escalate their criminal record by using and selling drugs when away from their parents. This town is getting more diverse, but mostly white. That doesn't mean everyone is racist. This town is enough part of the country to know all of your neighbors, but close enough to the city to get everything you need. The High school has a wide variety of extra-cirricular activities. There is also a multitude of people who are, and support veterans and troops!!!
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Forest Lake
Forest lake A very Un forest like place which does include a lake is a place where Dreams go to die. Conveniently Located thirty miles north of the twin cities right after 35e and 35w intersection into 35N. If ur unfortunate to have attended the High school there, there is a 67% chance you have a Felony conviction for controlled substance sale or possession and 95% of those set their friends up for heroin sale because they got caught with a weed stem in their car. Full of bitch ass dudes but plenty of good pussy. Nuf said
Forest Lake
Forest Lake is a fairly nice suburb on the outskirts of Brisbane City, QLD, Australia. It is surrounded by various dodgey suburbs such as: Inala, Goodna, Richlands (Nothing rich about it). It has a lake, which people often drown in because of the ammount of trash in it. It contains many mutant fish. There is very little forest, and the trees which survive live in resident's backyards. Most buildings are graffied because of gangs come and reck Forest Lake because they are jealous.
Dodgey Suburb Dude 1: Forest Lake is so nice.
Dodgey Suburb Dude 2: Yeah, lets go tag it up so it becomes dodgey like our suburb.