|
|
What is Five Knuckle Shuffle?
The five-knuckle-shuffle is another term for how a guy masturbates, Jerks off, gets his jollies, and says hello to his little friend.
Is it a sin to do the five-knuckle-shuffle in church?
Five Knuckle Shuffle - video
Five Knuckle Shuffle - what is it?
that bitch gave me some blue balls, so I had to go back to my crib and do the five knuckle shuffle on my piss pump
What does "Five Knuckle Shuffle" mean?
Slang (Geordie, Newcastle)
Masturbation: The phrase comes from the act of masturbating using the whole hand, wrapping 4 fingers round the shaft of the penis, and the thumb round the other side, hence "five knuckles".
Geordie 1: Howaye man. Did ye score last night?
Geordie 2: Ney chance. I was gannin' the Five knuckle shuffle till it felt like me hand'd fall off.
Five Knuckle Shuffle - what does it mean?
The act of masturbation with one hand. Usually only applies to males.
"She wouldn't let me near her in bed last night, so I went into the kitchen, cracked open a beer and had a Five Knuckle Shuffle."
Five Knuckle Shuffle - meaning
The act of male masturbation.
See also wank, spanking the monkey.
"Johnny's mother caught him in the middle of a five knuckle shuffle."
Five Knuckle Shuffle - definition
Even more fed up
You're gonna get fed up
You're gonna be fed up
You're gonna see fed up
You're gonna get fed up
Fed Up Fed Up Fed Up
You're gonna get set up
You're gonna go fed up
You're gonna go bed up
You're gonna go sped up
You're gonna be said up
You're gonna get set up
A set up a fed up a set up
I said what a get up
Am fed up Am fed up Am fed up
Am fuckin a fed up
Am fucking my bed up
Amphetamine
Am fucking amphetamine
I've had a lobotomy
A botom a botomy
Am always a victim
Am tired of the victim
A time of the victor
A try to assess me
A try to possess me
Assess possess amphetamine
A friend of mine
Here you are
We're here are two
Are you
You over there
You're the one I am
I am that lazy boy all over take some more
I need some sleep
Just an animal a twisted up animal I want to be left alone
I want that not to assess me not to possess me not to attack me
Not to distract me I even get fed up
Fed up
Don't do this I do this All my friends do this Am fed up
Am fed up I put my feet up I wish I go to sleep
Fed up fed up fed up
Deaded Deaded
Empty bottles makin noise
Alcohol
I can see you fed up
In the corner asking
Gonna be set up all night set up
Fed up
Getting your way with a five pound note
Five Knuckle Shuffle
Five Knuckle Shuffle - slang
The guys above me are perverted dumbfuck sickos; Don't listen to them.
Five Knuckle Shuffle is one of WWE Smackdown! Superstar John Cena's signature moves. He does his "You Can't See Me" then runs to the ropes, bounces against them, brushes his soldier then jumps down and punches you right in the face.
Tazz: Ohhh there goes Cena with his "you can't see me!", Cole!
Cole: FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! And the pin...!
Five Knuckle Shuffle
The act of a girl giving a guy a hand job
Ethan: Yo you'll never guess what happened
Colin: What dude?
Ethan: Emma gave me the Five Knuckle Shuffle
Five Knuckle Shuffle
Another word for the popular slang word 'wank'.
Most commonly used in pub-talks between men of age 18-30 to describe masturbation in a funny way, normally about someone, rather than themselves.
"I hear Dan's enjoying the five knuckle shuffle right now"
Five Knuckle Shuffle
A wrestling move of WWE Wrestler John Cena where he pounds his knuckles onto his opponent's face.
John Cena's going for a five Knuckle Shuffle on Big Show.