What is Firetruck?

another word for a mentally challenged individual

Your such a firetruck!!

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Firetruck - video

Firetruck - what is it?

1. a shiny pink window - see also: sex

2. a shiny dildo wrapped in marijuana leaves that you light on fire and extinguish with your tongue or mouth - see also: pot-dildo

1. The pink Firetruck glimmered in the sunlight.

2. Wow, Liz got an orgasm, a high, and a 3rd degree burn with that Firetruck!

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What does "Firetruck" mean?

Gay anal sex without lubrication and using water to dose the burning sensation at the end

"Dude, I firetrucked some guy and I had to use a gallon of water to get rid of the burn"

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Firetruck - what does it mean?

Anword that starts with f and ends with uck but isn't fuck.

A firetruck can save lives.

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Firetruck - meaning

1) A guy who is scared of initiating conversation or making a move on a girl.

2) A guy who will make up any excuse, no matter how lame, in order to not talk to a girl.

* In reference to the "STAY BACK 500 FEET!" sign on the back of a firetruck.

Alex: That girl is soo hot over there.
Danny: Make a move then, go talk to her!
Alex: Nah, it's ok. She probably has a boyfriend anyways.
Danny: You firetruck motherfucker I hate you.

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Firetruck - definition

(Verb:) To have sex with a redhead, usually on her period so that the penis becomes red. Immediately before ejaculation, you pull out and explode on her firecrotch, and "put out the fire"

1.

Blythe: Yo man, I'm going to palm springs to firetruck some bitches
Akakios: But everyone in palm springs is gay or old
Blythe: Fuck you, Puta!

2.
Emil: Hey man how's it going?
Michael: not bad, you?
Emil: well, you're sister started getting lippy with me and I noticed she was a redhead so I firetrucked her

3.
Nick: hey, huey, you're mom's on her period right?
Huey: yyyyeeeeaa?
Nick: you think I could get her drunk enough to dye her pubes red and then let me firetruck her
Huey: Only if you get some king cobra