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What is Farmington?
When you lay your backwoods trailer park princess down and bury your sweet sweet mustache, that any 80s porn or action movie star would be jealous of, in her mom bucket and use firm downward strokes of the tongue to paint the bottom of her gash, taint, and finally caressing her beautiful brown eye with her own water works that were created at the sight of that stache . Always using the front to back tongue stroke, like a gentleman.
See that girl across the bar there? She's been eyeing me all night. Think I'm gonna take her back to the men's handicap stall and introduce her to the Farmington Tickler.
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Farmington - what is it?
A city in the state of minnesota with the worst sportsmenship you will ever experience. All the kids are absolute brats because they aren’t good at thier sports and think they’re entitled because their parents have a lot of money. Your also garenteed to win because all of the refs hate them.
person 1: oh you play farmington tonight, good luck their all bitches.
person 2: thanks won’t need it though because their also trash.
What does "Farmington" mean?
the exact opposite of what the last person said. a nowhere where no ones like to reside and get married at 16 and die in.
believe me, if you've ever lived there, you don't need an example. You know EXACTLY what i mean.
Farmington - what does it mean?
Is the Richest neighborhood in Hampton, VA the neighborhood was formed in the 1960s and grew into a huge neighborhood big enough for you to get lost in. From Farmington Blv to Estate Drive is the original section of Farmington build between the 1970s and 1980s then between 2003-2005 Diamond hill and that back west section of the neighborhood was formed and the last couple sections and the biggest houses in the whole neighborhood were build between 2007-2011 known as the Wexford Dr,Castle haven Rd, and Naturewood Crt, the kids schools start off at phenix preK-8 school and would be going to Bethel high school
JIM:god David your so rich
David:Why
JIM:Because you live in farmington
David:OK
Farmington - meaning
A term most often associated with Paradise. A place where the beer flows like wine, where there isn't a female bust smaller than a c-cup and where everyone can get laid. (Except of course those who've lived in New Lennox)
Gorgeous girl #1:
Can you believe they're taking us to farmington?! I'm getting so hot just thinking about it.
Gorgeous girl #2
The biggest c*ck I'd ever seen was in Farmington and I'm not talking about the roosters!
Farmington - definition
were inbreads go to live when they get run out of there hometown, also where grown men have sex with cattle
Farmington is so Gay
Farmington - slang
A town where "sessay" lesbians reside.
male + farmington = lonely
female + farmington = rape
Farmington
Where all the kids vape and smoke
Yo we bout to be lit up in dis bitch its farmington
Farmington
A place where most of the kids do drugs because it sucks.
Fuck Farmington.
Farmington
50 cent's hometown, also where Miss Porter's and Farmington High School are located. And if you didn't guess already, it's about 95% white.
white kid #1: Yo homie, now dat Fiddy be livin in Farmington, you best be carryin yo nine witchu all da time.
white kid #2: Yea, i feel whatchu sayin dawg