Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Face Time?

The act of a woman sitting on a mans face vigorously also known as carpet munching, SOMF, tongue fucking, muff diving & yodeling in the valley

Face-time has been suspected to be the cause of numerous asphixiation related deaths.

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Face Time - video

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Face Time - what is it?

Time spent talking with a client in person as opposed to email, IM, or cellular phone. Direct personal interaction.

This client is important, so instead of emailing him the proposal, go on over and get some face time.

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What does "Face Time" mean?

Time spent with your nose and nostrils securely wedged between a slutty girl's beef curtains

"Dude, I stopped over at Stacy's for some face time, I still can't smell a damn thing...."

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Face Time - what does it mean?

Time spent at work, whilst working in an office job, that is not actually spent working, but merely invested into giving the powers that be the illusion that you are putting in effort beyond the call of duty. This is done in order to further your career and make yourself seem more valuable than others, particulalry in a large anonymous office.

I'm only contracted to work 0900 to 17:30, but I usually arrive about 0830 and go home about 19:00. This way my boss thinks I am the hardest working person at my level. It's not fun and it sure ain't right, but the face time will pay dividends later on.

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Face Time - meaning

An imminent or apprehensive experience.

Bawler: Face time, motherfucker.
Silas: Yeah, I heard you in Ms. Doubtfire's home-ec' class.

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Face Time - definition

The process of "sucking face"

Boy/Girl/Jabba the hut: Dude, im like totally in love with you and shit
Boy/Girl: Heck yes man, lets Face Time

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Face Time - slang

The ejaculation of semen on one's face.

Did you face time that chick the other night?

Oh yeah!

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Face Time

What should be another way to say that you want head.

I love getting FACE TIME when shes on her period.

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Face Time

The intention of someone (most often a guy) to show their face, as often as possible, in a public crowded area in hopes to be recognized (hopefully by a girl) at later occurrences, usually at a social event.

WEDNESDAY

Steve "Hey man I'm about to go to the library to study for a huge test, and get some face time with the bitches so I can get laid this weekend"

*Stacy and Steve make eye contact in the library and they share smiles*

FIRDAY NIGHT

Stacy" Hey your that kid from the library getting face time with the bitches so you could get laid this weekend while studying at the same time...wanna fuck?"

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Face Time

The time that is shared face to face wtih another person. With the onset of so much technology---my space, face book, text messaging, cell phone, e mail----there is a downturn in "face time". Time spent with friends, families, & other inerpersonal relationships.

I have been missing my father and just needed some "face time" with him.

Mom is getting older now and lives out of town, she doesnt' have a cell phone or use the internet so all we really have left is "face time".

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