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What is SOMF?
i told the bitch to somf.
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SOMF - video
SOMF - what is it?
The acronym for "sit on my face" used commonly towards highly attractive females with gratuitous behinds.
Kyle: dude that chick is fine!
Mark: man I know I would totally let her somf. Then drink her bath water
What does "SOMF" mean?
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Home of the Beer-Pong hall of fame, as well as a number of hot bitches known as Alex McCoy, Joe Lilly, Tommy Glen, Rich Pena-Arriet and Matt "Goulet" Lewis.
A Fine address.......DO IT!
SIT ON MY FACE
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Girl 1- So Tommy what do you want to do?
Tommy- Well why dont we go outsi....Yeah just sit on my face!
Joe-Who wants more beer?
Girl 1- Can i have some?
Joe- Only if you sit on my face
Alex-Tommy how was last night?
Tommy- She sat on my face
Alex-Ah Delightful!, your a good shit Tommy Boy
SOMF - what does it mean?
SOMF (Shit On My Face) - an interjection used to describe excitement, rejection or disappointment. Can be used in place of "Oh no," "Oh man," "WTF," etc.
Term popularized by a roller coaster crew in a popular amusement park in Northern Ohio.
"I started my period today, SOMF!"
"Your dad rejecting my come-on, SOMF!"
"I'm so glad I gave the professor a lap dance. I got an A! SOMF!"
SOMF - meaning
The act of sitting on your soulmates face (sit.on.my.face) in an effort to relax yourself in a comfortable seated position because your exhausted from all shit you've had to deal with through your current husband(s).
Mary: I'm so tired I can't wait to just sit down.
Vin: Stop by baby gurl and SOMF. I just cleaned up the mess from last night.
SOMF - definition
The act of having a woman sit on your face.
Commonly used as a verb though literally it is an acronym
"I want you to sit on my face."
"Somfing is one of my favorite past times."
SOMF - slang
SOMF simply means "sit on my face."
The ancient of art of sitting on one's face dates back to the early years of the Ming Dynasty. It is rumored that Buddha himself created the face-sit. However, in recent times, it is most commonly used in the USB. 60% of time, it works every time.
"Hey, do you know that Vulcz kid?"
"Yeah, guy is handsome af."
"Well, he asked me to SOMF? What should I do?"
"Sit on his face, of course."
SOMF
abbreviated form of the phrase "Sit On My Face"
SOMF can be used to denote domination over another person
Facial sittings became popular in developing countries as a form of sexual intercourse which didnt require condoms. This was believed to be a way to prevent the spread of STD's and prevent unwanted pregnancies.
The abbreviation became popular with college students through the social networking site Facebook.
SOMF BITCH!!!
SOMF
Sit On My Face. Term is used to show sexual feelings towards another individual.
Why Sara, dont you want to SOMF today?
SOMF
the abbreviation of the expression "Sit On My Face".
SOMF is primarily used as an indicative of sexual attraction, or as an act of sexual dominance.
Used in conjunction with Twitter, It is often stylised as #SOMF.
Tom Daley, #SOMF