Definder - what does the word mean?

What is FETALITY?

1.) To cause a developing fetus in the womb to bleed by an excessive external force, enduced upon the stomach, and cause premature, deadly, birth.

2.) A simple way out of a fun Prom night gone wrong.

3.) A developing fetus punching the mother from inside the womb.

4.) When a chick is giving you head, and right after you blow your load in her mouth, you punch her in the stomach, so it looks like she just came out of the womb.

Yeah, that guy got so wasted last night, when he found out she was pregnant, he had to fetal punch her real good; else that bitch woulda narked!

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FETALITY - what is it?

The act of having sex with a pregant woman and going so deep that you actually have sex with the unborn baby.

Dan:"what did you do last night?"
Bernie:"Fetal sex"
Dan:...
Bernie:...
Dan:"gross."

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What does "FETALITY" mean?

The act of going into a fetal position to squeeze out that shit when you get a stomachache.

I went into a fetal squeeze after having that burrito

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FETALITY - what does it mean?

An extremist Force Birth idea that a fetus has the same personhood rights of human being, therfore canceling out the personhood rights of the pregnant Woman/girl to make here own individual Healthcare choice of whether or not to carry a pregnancy to full term even if the pregnancy was forced upon them without consent.

"Your Honor, Fetal Personhood doesn't cancel out my clients Personhood right to make her own health decisions" replied Heather who's legal clients was seeking to end her unplanned pregnancy

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FETALITY - meaning

Fetaling is another term for suckling; cuddling, and or genitalia

"yo dawg you fetaling yo bitch tonight?"

"eeeey baby wanna get down and...fetal tonight??"

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FETALITY - definition

A partial-birth abortion. Basically, the doctor pulls out the baby and crushes its skull. It's possibly the most awesome thing in the universe.

Pregnant Woman: FINISH HIM!
*Doctor pulls out baby and crushes skull*
Shang Tsung: FETALITY! FLAWLESS VICTORY!

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FETALITY - slang

adj. Describes an awkward person or situation...the state of wishing to return to the womb due to excessive embarrassment/stupidity

Whoa...that was fetal, man.

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FETALITY

the desired position or 'space' a person withdraws into when life and all its trials gets a little tough - yearning to retun to the womb imagery.

also a term used when noticing the pixie-like facial features that match the effects of fetal-alcohol syndrome -mother drinking when child was in-utero.

Q:"hey you seen justin lately?"
A:"yeah hes been all fetal since his girl left"

or

"who the fuck is that fetal dude on our couch watching my DVD's?"

Def B:

"bro i met your cousin last week, she looked pretty fetal - is there a history of heavy drinking in your family?"

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FETALITY

The act of crying while lying in a fetal position

After every time Garrett speaks to Evangeline, he spends the next two hours fetaling.

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FETALITY

When you are so depressed, all you want to do is go back in time and crawl back into the womb assuming the fetal position, wishing you were never born.

Bruv that's bare fetal!

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