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What is Ex-wife?
EX Wife could be the most dangerous animal on the planet.
They have razor sharp teeth and are very venomous.Most Ex Wife can be found in clubs,bars,MySpace,parties,rain forest,beaches,back yards even your own home.
They have only a few known natural predator witch are the Giraffe,Squirrel,Loyal men,Tony Stewart and sea cows only the kind that swim close to beaches.
They are also Nocturnal and Diurnal.They can feed day or night.Ex Wifes are also very territorial and eat there own offspring.
I was mauled by an Ex Wife roaming through the woods.
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Ex-wife - what is it?
The cunt who took all your property, your money and your kids and ran away to mommy and daddy's house so she could live off them for awhile while taking your child support and alimony and spending it on some fricken beer delivery guy that she met while you were working your fucking ass off.
What a cunt. No thats my ex-wife.
What does "Ex-wife" mean?
see {cunt}, also really like the target idea.
I hope to one day see my ex-wife's face on a milk carton.
Ex-wife - what does it mean?
Noun: A life and money sucking parasitic cunt,with a mean streak.
Unless extremely desperate,try not to date or marry a man with an ex-wife.
Ex-wife - meaning
Used to define a woman who is a cheating whore, who not only is a home wrecker, family destroying, pyscho-patholigical liar, but also her sole intent is destroying other families as well by providing free ass to the public by wearing a rol-a-dex with numbers around her waist at any public drinking hole.
Look at that slut over there, she has been with everybody twice tonight except for me. She looks like my ex wife.
Ex-wife - definition
Joe: So, what got you into prison Mike?
Mike: Ex wife.
Joe: Ahh.
Ex-wife - slang
The terminally deluded woman to whom you were once married that blames your "issues" for all of the woes of her life (even from before the time that you met her) while denying the existance of any issues of her own and while thinking that you might remotely care how lonely she is because she has no friends (because they all got tired of listening to her "non-existant" issues and abandoned her).
I often wonder what my ex-wife was thinking about when the court magistrate legally declared our relationship "irreconsilible" and our marriage "dissolute" because whe certainly wasn't listening to the judgement.
Ex-wife
A former wife. Did not take marriage vows seriously. Probably was emotionally detatched or cheating for months or years, all the while leaving their blissfully ignorant husbands thinking that everything is fine. Will usually do that for their monetary or social benifit. More than likely dropped the divorce bomb on their husband before he saw it comming, like a nuke in the night.
Will gain overwhelming sympathy from all mutual friends and her family, making the husband seem like the bad guy. Will get custody of the children 9 out 10 of the times, even if she can't afford to support them...but that's ok, because the "justice" system will make sure that you support her like your still married, but she'll be sucking off another guy in the place you payed for.
Won't let your kids stay with you for more than 48 hours if you live more than 2 blocks away from her. Will do her duty to leak your secrets to all her friends, family, and every guy she sleeps with.
I'm an ex wife. I'm justified in breaking your heart into a trillion peices because your not the man I married. Sure, I can gain weight, nag, cheat, and not have sex with you for months at a time, but damn it, your still suppose to be the same way you were on the day we got married...
...oh well, where my check at?
Ex-wife
The useless bitch you finally divorced after years of her excessive spending, nagging and constant excuses for not finding a job or cleaning the house. Leaving you with almost nothing and yet somehow thinks you should still give her money for all she has done for you.
bitch useless lazy leach cunt passive agressive Ex-Wife
Ex-wife
The bitch who took away half of your property.
My ex-wife is an asshole.