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What is Ewan's?
Ewan is a sweet guy with a big dick and destroys girls pussys
Omg look theres ewan the destroye of pussys
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Ewan's - what is it?
The fucking man, Ewan is suck a fucking cunt that if you tackle him he'll get backup and give you a fucking handshake. His muscles are so fucking sexy that even men drool at the sight of them. Any woman that sees him will rip his pants of and suck his humongous penis. Ewan is also extremely powerful, and if he so mach as breathes on you your bones will shatter. Bacically Ewan is a fucking titan. And will fuck up anyone that threatans him. However Ewan is actualy a nice guy
Bob: Oh shit here comes Ewan
Mike: Has he got 2 woman on his shoulders?
Bob: Should we ask him to get us girlfriends?
Mike: Hell yeah!
Bob: *asks*
Ewan: *leaves and comes back with 10 woman* take your pick!
Also Ewan: Throws a basketball around the entire world and gets a three pointer.
What does "Ewan's" mean?
this amazing guy that EVERYONE else is jealous of
shit he's awesome, he must be Ewan
Ewan: Hey
Stranger: *omg Ewan just said hello*
Ewan's - what does it mean?
ABSOLUTE egotistical and vainglorious piece of cod with a completely indolent attitude towards EVERYTHING. In his clueless nature he will inevitably fail to see BOTH sides of the story, and only cares to talk about his own point of view. This lying moron will throw ambiguous language at you with enigmatic tones and manipulative lines. Ewan's relentless ability to neglect, mistreat and disrespect you will shock you right off your high horse and make you question your own significance. Do not even get me started on his tendency to wallow in self pity as he will repeatedly blame his disloyal and unfaithful behaviour on everyone but himself.
Ewan is definitely afraid of spiders and clowns so prepare yourself for an eternity of cowardly behaviour.
The Ewan
Friend:"Omg he kept his eyes open when he kissed me"
me: "Oh, so hes called Ewan?"
Friend:" How did you guess????!!!!!"
Ewan's - meaning
He is the most caring and loving man you'll ever meet. He's always there for u in ur ups and downs and will give his best to make u smile. Having him a s your boyfriend will probably be the best decision of your life so better not let him go. He'll make u feel comfortable and make u laugh and become more confident. Basically the best human being u can run into :))
Lol Ur cute af, ewan
Ewan's - definition
Ewan is #1 Daddy
Women:Daddy
Ewan:Yes, Princess
Ewan's - slang
Ewan is probably the silliest person ever. He gets all of the ladies and makes bank, mainly through his silliness. Ewan can make a lady fall for him just by saying "Hi." He is totally smart and a boss at sports. Ewan wheels the biddies even if he isn't trying.
Ewan: "Hey."
Girl: "OMG Ewan just said hey to me he is so silly and a total babe."
Guy 1: "Look at that guy he's awesome."
Guy 2: "Yeah that's Ewan."
Guy 1: "Oh well that makes sense."
Ewan's
The best person to ever exesit the cutest funniest perosn you ever meet. People may think he is annoying but when you know him he is perfect. A lot of girls like him because he is just that cute
Oh get ready it's Ewan
Ewan's
To crash one's bicycle in an uncoordinated or hubbardy fashion.
Did you see Maatt did a Ewan? Now he's in a cast for six weeks
Ewan's
The actual god of the entire universe, his big dick energy emanates throughout the universe destroying all living and non living beings..
he is the one
true
Chad
boy: oh my fucking god get down Ewans here
girl: its too late
*fizzles out of existence*