Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Evens?

word added to a sentence when you want to stress something hysterically just to sound angrier.

'Why are you EVEN trying it?'
'What are you EVEN doing here?'

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Evens - what is it?

the state of being completely even

I've repaid all of my debts and favors and have reached evenity.

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What does "Evens" mean?

This is a term commonly used in oakville. A state of denial. The term is used to strongly deny something.

Oakville Kid: Yo i heard you were kickin it old school with corbins mom last night brooo !!!
Oakville Kid 2: Yo NOT EVEN !

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Evens - what does it mean?

Scandinavian name

A person with a great personality and a big... heart.

He use most of his energy to make others happy, but barely have enough left to make himself happy.

His humor is one of a kind, and he love to make dry and edgy jokes.

"Even told me a soooo bad joke that its good, i can't stop dying of laughter inside."

*Gets a compliment* "Aww, did you just do an Even? I cant even..."

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Evens - meaning

The name of an incredibly handsome, sexy, big dicked, hung, jacked, ripped, anabolic, well-groomed, beautiful, slippery, big-handed, womanizing and perfect male individual. They're usually very good at the sex.

Oh man, that Even sure has a big dick!

Oh my god, i wish i had someone named Even in my life!

Oh my god, Even is so incredibly handsome, sexy, big dicked, hung, jacked, ripped, anabolic, well-groomed, beautiful, slippery, big-handed, womanizing and such a perfect male individual. He is also good at the sex.

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Evens - definition

A phrase used by parents, bosses, supervisor or any person in a position of authority to all the stupid "what if" questions that are raised in a given situation.

Mom: "Put your toys away we are going to Grandma's."
Kid: "What I don't want to go?"
Mom: "We are going to Grandma's even if I have to drag you there."

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Evens - slang

An unknown action that somehow is necessary to life. Shocking events, positive or negative, sometimes inhibit a person from being able to 'even', resulting in the person 'literally dying'.

Scholars are unsure about what bodily functions are described by the word 'even'.

I'm literally dying because I can't even.

That event that unfolded before my eyes was so startling and against my expectations, that I have lost all my ability to even. Please call an ambulance.

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Evens

Usually a concert where there is no opening band and the main act performs a longer set than usual. Usually takes place in a smaller venue such as a club.

Dude I got tickets to "An Evening with Coheed And Cambria"

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Evens

you are disputing a statement

He said he was from Wanganui and I was like "not even!"

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Evens

He is the sexiest most awesome guy in school will always make you laugh in weird situations but don't ever fuck with him.

"Man Evens is funny also kinda cute I might need to bring by my place later."

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