Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Eggplant?

An insulting noun to describe stupid and or useless person, much like the actual plant. It is best used on a person of low intelligence as they do not understand they are being called an eggplant.

Kramer - You Fucking Eggplant!!
Jem- Whyyy?
Kramer- Because all you do is sit around like an eggplant!
Jem- I'm confused!
Kramer- BECAUSE YOUR A FUCKING EGGPLANT!!!!

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Eggplant - meme gif

Eggplant meme gif

Eggplant - video

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Eggplant - what is it?

Eggplant is what people use to text the dick emoji.

girl 1 in text: Hey i want to see a eggplant pic
Guy 1: oh yeah girl. (send pick of his dick)
Girl 1: Omg your so cute

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What does "Eggplant" mean?

A man's mascot.

A male's symbol is an eggplant.

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Eggplant - what does it mean?

To Eggplant:

1. To bust on a girl's face.

2. To ejaculate on an unwilling female's facial region.

(Best done anonymous while wearing a cape, of course)

Guy: Yo, I tied her down, and eggplanted all over her face.

Guy 2: Shit, bro, you wear the cape?

Guy: Hell yeah, Guy 2, like a fucking fiend.

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Eggplant - meaning

Word used by whites, specifically italian americans, to describe blacks.

look at these fuckin eggplants, theyre taking over our town

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Eggplant - definition

A way to describe a dick

Example( That nigga had the eggplant)

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Eggplant - slang

You probably searched up eggplant looking for funny things about penises, but too bad, an eggplant is a vegetable and that's all it is

'Ha ha, eggplant.'
'Shut fuck up, an eggplant is a vegtable'

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Eggplant

Eggplant occurs when a guy wears really skin tight clothing or underwear and you can see the outline of his penis.

Ryan's eggplant is huge in that picture.
I saw his eggplant yesterday through his tight trousers.

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Eggplant

#1 The emoji 🍆(used to symbolize a penis)

#2 The food

#1 a poll was made: 🍑 or 🍆
#2 The recipe for eggplant parmesan is: Put cheese in bowl put eggplant cook fun fact: Suck chew lick the eggplant

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Eggplant

It's a freaking fruit, you idiots. Get your head outta the gutter!

The eggplants were delicious but I was shocked to find out they were fruits.

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