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What is Edsel?
A definition of true handsome man. It is said that the lore of his name comes from a royal family. This man signifies bravery, strength and fear of kids
Oh! Edselle my sugar daddy!
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Edsel - what is it?
Basically the best of the worst. Pretty much everyone agrees it's better than the other high schools in Dearborn even though they all suck. Every dumbass thinks it's the funniest fucking thing ever to steal the "L" from the gymnasium pool sign on the side of the school. All of the teachers think they are the shit when in reality only about 3 of them are good. The hallways stink from people that never take showers and once a week spray on their dollar store cologne/axe (depends how much gas is selling for that week) until people start gagging. Some people celebrate their birthdays in a big way - 25 bazillion balloons, screaming during lunch, and sheet cakes.. this usually pisses off 90% of the school. The sports are okay. All in all a bad school but some students are pretty cool.
idiot: OMFG!!! I LIKE JUST STOLE THE "L" FROM EDSEL!
me: dude, you are fucking stupid. that was and never will be funny.
idiot: the bathrooms at edsel are so cool i always hang out in them
me: you are stupid. seriously they stink so bad and when i come out of my stall i get humped by a group of people screaming things in foreign tongues.
idiot: woooow like edsel ford high school has the best academic program ever and we have so many cool things to do at edsel hehehehehe
me: you will never get laid. ever.
What does "Edsel" mean?
referring to the great king edsel from nicaragua. edsel the centaur was the only living man who was half horse from the waist down. 2.) meaning that you are a great person if you get called or compare to "edsel the centaur" 3.) awesome mother fucker .
"man dude you remind me of edsel the centaur"
"what the fudge! that porn star reminded me of edsel the centaur"
Edsel - what does it mean?
An Edsel Ford is a complete failure at life. Due to his predecessors' success in the auto industry, the remarkably banal career of Edsel Ford sets him apart as the least noteworthy individual in a lineage of greatness.
Dude1: "I ain't got a job, and i ain't got no hobbies."
Dude2: "You're an Edsel Ford!"
Crowd: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo!!!"
Edsel - meaning
1) Someone who blocks you from their MySpace for leaving weird or obscure comments on their page. 2) Also is irritable after only catching a glimpse of one nipple.
"OMG, Gary is such a weird edsel... that comment I left him was HILARIOUS!"
or
"Geez, I can't blame myself for being weird edsel today... that chick was STACKED and I hardly saw anything!"
Edsel - definition
A countryboy swamp raised.Outgoing and talkative...Negotiating. .Given gift of grab..Hard to handle..Cumbersome.......
Edsell could sell a blind man reading glasses
Edsel - slang
1.A car , named Edsel, made by the company, Ford.
2.A name of attractive and/or an intelligent person, usually a man.
Side note: Often made fun of as name rhymes with pretzel.
Person 1. Damn, that's a nice Edsel (car)
Person 2. Your right!
Person 1. Hi there Edsel
(Edsel) Hello
Person 1. Haha Edsel Pretzel!
Edsel
according to Crsty, "He's so adorable...hehe"
Edsel is so adorable.
Edsel
according to lazyy "Someone who is awesome and understanding. Loves basketball and is good at it. Gives really good advice. Really cute and girl crazy! Doesn't like to be judged easily."
denng! did you see Edsel? I wanna get to know him! LOL!
Edsel
A car the the Ford Motor Comapany made in the late 1950's (1958-1960). The life of the Edsel didnt last long because no one liked the trademark "Horse-Collar" grill or the odd name. It is a very very rare car, very few were produced. Some of the models were: Citation, Pacer, Roundup, Ranger, and the Corsair
ME: Wow! Did you just see that Edsel?
YOU: That the fuck is an Edsel?