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What is blind man?when a man places one testicle on each eyeball and his penis in her mouth, this is difficult to do unless the man has a rather large sac and the girl has a low self-esteem. Dude! I totally gave my ex a Blind Man Choker last night! She totally deserved it! blind man - videoBlind man - what is it?A retributive procedure for avenging one's girlfriend's frigidity of the previous night involving a rather cruel artifice (note - artifice, not oriface, although it is quite possible that her orifaces may well have been cruel, hence the ease of confusion). I blind man's bluffed her good and proper, yes siree. What does "blind man" mean?1) A fugly chick so horrid only the Blind will smile at that baish. * Timmy had some Blind Man's Pleasure with Tina after having acid poured into his eyes. Blind man - what does it mean?A derivation of "tag" played on a jungle-gym where the person who's "it" is blindfolded and all players are not permitted to touch the ground. I have a killer bruise on my shin from jumping from the slide to the monkey bars, avoiding the person who was "it" while playing blind man's bluff. Blind man - meaningA party game for the very drunk and very knuckleheaded. John's skill at blind man's muff was totally astounding. Even when completely slaughtered on the best booze and drugs he still managed to guess every accomplice's identity. Blind man - definitionTo ejaculate into a sexual partners eyes (male of female, preferably female), then to quickly reverse position while the partner rubs the eyes in pain and penetrate the anal cavity with a powerful thrust. Just givin' the ol' Blind man's folly to Winona really gets me off. Blind man - slangWhen you sit on your hand for an extended period of time then proceed to masturbate. Your hand will have gone numb so it feels like someone else is doing it for you. "Me and Dave combined the Blind man's wank with a Dutch Rudder last night" Blind manWhen you use a public (or private) bathroom and proceed to "attempt" and piss in the urinal or toilet, but instead manically pee all over anything but the urinal or toilet as if a blind man made his mark. Walls, ceilings, toilet paper, sinks, mirrors, and floors are equally not spared. This is normally done while heavily intoxicated, or if you're an asshole may be completed while sober. Charlie: Yo man, I'm piss drunk and am definitely pulling a blind man in Meredith's bathroom tonight. Her walls will be covered in golden goodness. Blind manWhen you bring home a girl and she is too drunk to put out and passes out on you. Man i brought home that drunk broad from the bar and she just passed out on me. Gave her the blind man and she woke up tripped over my dog and knocked over my lamp. Blind manTo have bad acne, pimples, zits, etc. Guy 1: Laurie's really a cute chick; shame about her complexion though. |
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