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What is Easter bunny?
bunny that beats the shit out of people the other 364 days of the year
Oh Shit! run!,it's the easter bunny!
Easter bunny - video
Easter bunny - what is it?
A joke by evolutionists that went too far.
An evolutionist with a sense of humour: "If a giant rabbit that shits chocolate eggs isn't proof of evolution, I don't know what is."
A gullible creationist with a sense of exploitation: "Great! Let's call him The Easter Bunny!"
What does "Easter bunny" mean?
A creepy creature that goes in all your rooms one night a year and distributes substances meant to slowly poison you over the course of your life. It also hides this substance around your house in the form of eggs, to be discovered by your little children and innocently consumed.
Aunt Bessie died of diabetes, must have been that easter bunny.
Easter bunny - what does it mean?
A lagimorph that delivers candy to kids.
I have to admit that I never believed in the Easter Bunny.
Easter bunny - meaning
A large creature from the forest of Babalon, Who sneeks into houses and lays eggs everywhere secretly. in the morning everyone must try to find them before they hatch and start feeding on the flesh of small children.
The Easter Bunny is coming tonight you know what that means stock up on your weapons!
Easter bunny - definition
The Easter Bunny, an oviparous rabbit dextrous enough to carry baskets of candy and intelligent enough to arrange said candy in fake grass, as well as launch massive nation-wide marketing campaigns aimed at getting parents to shell out for chocolate bunnies that turn out to be hollow and chocolate eggs stuffed with carcinogenic sludge. Possibly an ancient deity or demi-God, but far more likely the result of government genetic experiments or the demented offspring of a chicken, a rabbit, and a Cadbury company executive.
Person 1:Jesus Christ! Was that even a rabbit?
Person 2: No dude, that was totally the Easter Bunny!
Easter bunny - slang
The fat, scroungy-looking, trailer trash white woman who is always on the arm of some Black male.
Rationale: bunny-like (fat and white with pink nose and ears).
All these young Black males seem to want these days is a free ride with an Easter bunny.
Easter bunny
A creapy guy in a buny suit who has a fetish for chickens
"oh my god! The easter bunny's fuggin chickins"
Easter bunny
Someone who serial bar hops in a single night and are really good at acting not drunk so the bartenders will serve them more.
He was a total Easter bunny he literally blackout in the street next to the Rusty Bird Cage.
Easter bunny
A title given to someone who has stuck a ball of toilet paper slighty up their anus to have what looks like a bunny's tail.
Person 1: Have you got anymore info about that weirdo, Alex?
Person 2: Well, he's an easter bunny.
Person 1: Damn, dude!
Person 1: Damn!