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What is creationist?Synonymous with idiot The absurd reasoning of that creationist baffles me. creationist - meme gifcreationist - videoCreationist - what is it?One who is stupid on purpose. Creationist Dr. Kent Hovind: OK class, today we are going to be watching a documentary called the Flintstones. Repeat after me: Yabba Dabba Doo!! What does "creationist" mean?A person who thinks he/she knows more about science than an actual scientist. I'm a good little God-fearing creationist and I believe evolution is a lie. I'm going to get in my CAR, go to the grocery store and buy FROZEN FOOD, go buy MEDICINE for my sick wife, go fill up my car with GASOLINE, go pay my ELECTRICITY and HEATING bill, and then I'll go home to my COMPUTER and complain on the INTERNET to the world about HOW EVIL SCIENCE IS! Creationist - what does it mean?a person who believes, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, that every single word in the good book is 100 percent factual. They tend to exhibit outward signs of basic intelligence and know a lot of big words, occasionally even well educated, but have the general intelligence of a shoe. See also : brainwashed. God SAID it happened so it did! Shut up! it did too! la la la i can't HEAR you! Creationist - meaningAn ignorant person who feels that the bible must be taken litteraly and any science that contradics what their book says (despite the fact there are different translations of the bible pointing to different things) is wrong. That would be all of science by the way. There is no science at all to suport their ignorant and idiotic claims. Scientist: My evidence points to this conclusion therefor this conclusion is likely to be correct Creationist - definitionA person that believes that a supernatural, omnipotent being created all things in the same vicinity of time (1 week). Dr. Kent Hovind, Dr. Ken Ham, Dr. Jonathan Sarfati are all well known Creationists. Creationist - slangThe lowest level of intelligence known to man. Johnny thinks the earth is 6000 years old. He's a creationist. CreationistPolite way of saying "dumbass". Man, he thinks evolution is a farce! What a creationist! CreationistA person who believes that the biblical account of Genesis is a literal, scientific document, and that all scientific knowledge of evolution and geology are mistaken and/or misrepresented by biased scientists. According to Creationists, the world was created in 6 days some 4 to 6 thousand years ago, God placed fossils into various depths of the Earth for no apparent reason (or that, since fossils are so rare, not all co-existing animals were fossilized together) all species where created individually (with allowance for individual variation and common design themes, but no common anscestry), that all life was harmonious before the fall of man (hence carnivores ate grass), that dinosaurs (which are said to be referred to in the bible as "leviathan" and "behemoth" and are supposedly represented in ancient art) lived at the same time as humans, and that they were whiped out in the biblical flood because they couldn't fit into Noah's Ark (or that he only fit the small ones, in which case some dinosaurs might be alive today). "Did I tell you about my trip to the American Museum of Natural History?" I asked. CreationistSomeone who will tell you that religion is science and science is a religion. Creationist: "The bible is true because it says so in the bible!" |
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