Definder - what does the word mean?

What is E-brake?

Also known as the Human Emergency Brake. Someone who takes the wind out of the proverbial sails. Found on any sort of conversation thread (Facebook, message boards, etc), they are the one who always has the last comment. This is because they abruptly bring the conversation to a screeching halt with boring, lame, unfunny, or inappropriate comments. Or because they are just generally disliked by others and nobody wants to engage them in further discussions.

We were having a funny conversation on my Facebook page and then Jonny, the Human E Brake, chimed in and the whole thread just died a miserable death.

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E-brake - video


E-brake - what is it?

The act of one man pulling on the other mans penis while engaged in Male missionary sex.

While Clay Aiken was doing Neil Patrick Harris, Male Missionary style, Clay Aiken reached down and gave Neil Patrick Harris a Boston E-brake.

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What does "E-brake" mean?

when u pull up ur e-brake in ur car all the way up and have a slut fuck it

the other day i was crusing around and saw an e-brake fuck going on!!!

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E-brake - what does it mean?

A very useful tool in a front-wheel drive car. Allows the driver to slide around/drift when pulled at high enough speeds, and to keep the car in place when doing a burnout.

Dude 1: Dude, you can't drift this shit, it's FWD..
Dude 2: Yeah, but I can still e-brake around this corner!

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E-brake - meaning

When a male who has been masturbating reaches climax, pulls back on the penis hard (like an e-brake handle) and attempts to shoot his ejaculate into his own mouth

It was a little awkward explaining to my wife that I wouldn't kiss her because I came so hard earlier that I accidentally gave myself an E-Brake...

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E-brake - definition

the parking brake. short for emergency brake. when pulled at fast speeds, it causes the car to lose control and slide around

hold on bro, im gonna pull the e-brake around this turn

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E-brake - slang

In a process of stroking a male, the female covers the urethra with her thumb in a fashion of pressing the e-brake button, and restricts any flow of sperm to go through, causing an emergency brake.

"Yo why you walkin like that?"

"My bitch e-braked me again, caused my sacks to pop"

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E-brake

When someone calls shotgun for the front seat of a car and you call E-brake which means you will give them a handjob for shotgun.

He called shotgun before I could so I called E-brake and got shotgun.

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