|
|
What is Driftwood?
When a penis is only halfway erect
i expected morning wood, but when i awoke i was mildly amused that i only had driftwood.
Driftwood - meme gif
Driftwood - video
Driftwood - what is it?
Driftwood is a partial erection, or a half flaccid/half erect phallus. This is commonly acquired while one is interrupted during sexual activity. It can be confused with a "Broner," however, it is not the same.
I was about to bang this chick last night but then I got Driftwood and couldn't. At least she gave me a blowchub.
What does "Driftwood" mean?
A full erection in combination with a leakage of pre-cum.
After the arrival of his stunning lover, it was not long before Dave had driftwood.
Driftwood - what does it mean?
DEADWOOD refers to worthless people in large companies, DRIFTWOOD is when that employee gets passed from one department to another hoping to find a place where they can add value (or delay getting fired).
Joe is totally Driftwood, he has been passed off to every department in this division and never once completed a days work.
Driftwood - meaning
The male equivalent of a starfish. A man who is just a piece of βwoodβ floating through the sexual experience.
Meghan: so how was last night? *wink wink
Alexa: terrible, wont be seeing him again, heβs driftwood.
Driftwood - definition
A semi chub that drifts to either side of your pants
Ray: You see that chick running?
Jack: **Adjusts pants**
Ray: What're you doing?
Jack: Driftwood
Driftwood - slang
An erection that moves around inside a guy's pants.
Looks libk Bob has driftwood in his pants. It's all over the place in there.
Driftwood
getting an erection while in a pool.
I was grindin' on some chick in the pool and ended up getting driftwood.
Driftwood
The biggest loser, no friend having guy or girl that shows up at parties for free drinks and alcohol. Usually seen at house parties and block parties. Often observed at bars and buffet tables at corporate functions where someone else is paying the bill.
John: Hey Mike, whos that stuffing themself at the buffet table.
Mike: I don't know. Never seen them.
John: Gotta be driftwood.
Mike: Yeah, don't know them, will never see them again
Driftwood
driftΒ·wood (drΔft'wΕΕd')
n. A solitary individual who aimlessly bounces between others on a crowded dance-floor engaging in obnoxious behavior and unwanted advances.
Girl I'm sick of this club, too much Driftwood to deal with.