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What is Douching?
The second stage of being a dick between asshole and jerk
Sydney Smith is a douche
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Douching - video
Douching - what is it?
1: A feminine hygiene product presented as being great for women when in truth they're worthless bottles of scented water that often lead to vaginal infections.
2: like the product, a guy who acts like he is a great catch for women when in truth they're useless, overdressed, scented bags of worthlessness that often lead to vaginal infections.
The 10 behaviors of a douche:
Look at how rich I am.
Look at how well dressed I am.
Look at how handsome I am.
Look at my awesome body.
I'm so much better than everyone else.
I'm a deeper thinker than others.
I'm such a deep feeler in my big heart.
All women want me.
Any girl would be fortunate to have me.
And I'm such a modest person.
Demitrie left a ten minute message on my voicemail telling me about how wonderful he is and how fortunate I am to have met him because all the girls want him; he's such a douche!
What does "Douching" mean?
someone who is more than a jerk, tends to think he's top notch, does stuff that is pretty brainless, thinks he is so much better than he really is, and is normally pretty good at ticking people off in an immature way.
"Wow he's such a Douche"
"That was a Douche move"
Douching - what does it mean?
Phrase mentioned from one man to another when asking an opinion about a person, place, or thing.
This phrase was made popular in southern Florida by radio show host Dan LeBatard. He commonly uses this investigative technique when interviewing celebrity guests to get their opinion about popular topics in sports and current events.
Man #1: Sandals with jeans, douche or no douche?
Man #2: Douche.
Douching - meaning
When you knowingly fuck with a douchebag.
"No girl. Tell me you aint douching again. You know what happened last time."
Douching - definition
When you stick vinegar in your vagina and let it burn out your filthy, womanly impurities.
Mary decided that douching last night would be a good idea, so that she wouldn't smell like fish.
Douching - slang
The new fad which is similar to planking, owling, or tebowing in the respect that you preform this act while someone takes your picture.
A) To lift up your shirt and show off your stomach while flexing your other free arm no matter what everyone else is doing around you*
* The duck face is not necessary, but is optional. This is only if you wish to be an extreme douche bag.
John: Hey Tim, whats that dude doing over there?
Tim: Oh he's just Douching, it's one of those new fads. Its kind of like planking but way more stupid.
John: Oh I get it! He's basically acting like the Situation off the Jersey Shore?
Tim: Pretty much....
Douching
An adjective used as an exclimation of extreme surprise when simply saying you've got to be shitting does not suffice.
As Pete was playing Madden he screamed "You've got to be douching me" when his QB fumbled for the third time in a row.
Douching
"My computer is douching!" "Yea man, it's practically a dinosaur. NO WONDER"
Douching
Using water to clean out one's rectum prior to anal sex.
Douching has turned ny ass from a Donald Trump sandwich to a Dolly Parton sandwich.