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What is Ditka's?
a) A coded means of saying the phrase "My Dick" in public.
"Yeah, Mike Ditka was all over that"
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Ditka's - what is it?
An alcoholic beverage named after the mustachioed former Chicago Bears coach. The drink is consumed like this: the bartender squeezes bourbon out of a greasy bratwurst bun into a shot glass, then headbutts you in the nose. You lean forward, letting some blood drip into the shot glass, then slam the shot and yell, "DITKA," in your best Chicago accent. Only recommended once per evening or tailgate.
I'm unemployed, my mortgage is past due, Obama is still president, and the shitty Bears just blew it again. Hey Norm, serve me up a fuckin' 'Dripping Ditka', will ya!
What does "Ditka's" mean?
The act of sticking your finger in a girls ass and wiping it on your unknowing friends face.
What Michael Bolton did to The Lonely Island was almost as bad as being the recipient of a dirty ditka.
Ditka's - what does it mean?
Noun: A massive, colossal, over-sized, nearly un-flushable shit that makes a mockery of every toilet bowls' code of standards. Some of the more famous and celebrated Ditka dugan's have been known to incapacitate plumbing fixtures nationwide. One usually experiences the relief of pinching a Ditka dugan after a large meal, such as barbeque beef ribs or a hibachi dinner at a Japanese restaraunt. This form of dugan is most common among male adults.
This syonym for taking a "number two" memorializes the NFL hall-of-famer Mike Ditka, whose obvious portly/hairy appearance would lead any common man to believe that Ditka's dugan would triumphantly dwarf his own.
(on his way out of the office): "Janice, hold all my calls -I've gotta go drop a Ditka dugan. But I'll be right back."
Ditka's - meaning
1. Term used during the NFL draft and Fantasy draft. Giving up every draft pick for one first-rounder, like Mike Ditka did in the 1999 NFL draft when he gave up all his picks for Ricky Williams.
2. Putting all your eggs in one basket.
1. I so want Reggie Bush on my team, I am going to pull a Ditka and give up my first five fantasy picks to get him.
2. She wants to compete in American Idol so bad, she is going to pull a Ditka and sell everything she owns for voice lessons and a trip to Austin just to audition.
Ditka's - definition
To strike with the force of a Mack truck. To decimate an oponent with a single blow. Used as a sexual reference, whilst humping doggystyle very similar to a donkey punch however when striking the young womans lower back, you unintentionally break her spine.
"Man, i accidentally Ditka punched michelle last night. So i finished up and dropped her in front of the hospital."
"He was like 'say what you need to say,' so i ditka punched his face in"
Ditka's - slang
Putting all your eggs in one basket. It is in reference to the 1999 NFL draft, when then-New Orleans Saints coach (and former Chicago Bears coach) Mike Ditka gave up all his draft picks for star Texas Longhorns Running Back Ricky Williams.
One of the guys on NFL Network today said that even if the Houston Texans were offered a Ditka for Reggie Bush, they would still turn it down.
Ditka's
Something that is incredibly badass
Did you hear what happened to the guy who messed with Ditka? Ditka dropkicked his forehead with his penis.
Ditka's
the pimpingest of the pimps...always a high roller and knows how to pop the cris'
"ditka."
"you think you're a pimp? you ain't no ditka."
Ditka's
A powerful sojourner of the Multiverse whpose power and coaching ability is unmatched
In 1985 Ditka both destroyed a planet full of the Zerg and won the Super Bowl 290-22.