What is Dick all?

Someone who puts themselves out there(or by accident), but are not confident in their execution or presentation.

Person 1: Ammar's performance was good but he was too nervous
Person 2: He had All Dick, No Balls.

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When you look like a mess or like shit. When you can't get something right. When something isn't right.

Dude, you're all dicked up!
Why are you acting all dicked up?
My paper is all dicked up.

Variation on eat a bag of dicks and eat all the dicks

An expression of outrage at another.

After Fox sued Warner Bros to try and get Watchmen canceled, everyone invited them to eat all dicks.

To be as horny as hell, to be in such heat that you can't stop it from erecting.

Dude 1: Look at those hookers with busty hooters!!!
Dude 2: Oh man, stop talking to me. I'm all dick.

Dan: "Ray thinks he is better than everyone."
Wayne: "Meh.. he's nothing. He is all dick and no fuck."

I worked with Doug today, and he did sweet dick all.

when you get your hopes up for somethin. not necessarily sex.

we're not goin to the club? damn, and you had my dick all hard and shit...

Derived from "fuck all". When there is nothing, not a single thing to be found or identified, you may make the claim, "There is dicks all"

"Yo brotha where dem jaffa cakes at"
"Nah, there's dicks all my nigga"

Slang term meaning 'nothing'. Can also mean 'anything' if a double negative is used.
See bugger-all, shit-all, cock-all.

1. You've done dick-all since you got here!
2. That idiot doesn't know dick-all!

I learned dick all in lecture today