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What is Dick Cheneyed?

Current Vice President of the United States, under George W Bush. A man with strong conservative values such as contacts with many, large corporations - notibly Halliburton. Typically votes against things like environmental regulations, equal rights and money for non-defense related projects. Most probably the main influence behing George Bush's cunning plan to exploit the memory of September 11th and start a war with a conveniently oil-rich nation in order to distract the American public from the shitty job they were doing at home. See also pure evil.

Dick Cheney would rather shit on a unemployed black man and take his house than tax 2 cents of a billionaire's money.

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Dick Cheneyed - what is it?

Quite possibly the most famously evil man alive. Can't help but be repetitive; I'm just glad to see I'm not the only one a bit scared by the man.

Need I even mention that along with his other evil little buddies (cough, Donald Rumsfeld, *COUGH*), he's used Bush as his puppet for us to suffer 9/11, invade Iraq, lose lives in Hurricane Katrina, hold back from acknowledging global warming until this year (WTF?), not ratify Kyoto Protocol, create tax cuts that benefit the rich over the poor, and essentially rape the Fourth Amendment? And violently harass the first, ninth, and tenth amendments, too?

Kinda reminds me of Darth Vader. Maybe it's mean, but - Dick Cheney has chest complications in a region where blood pumping is usually centralized through a HEART... Darth Vader has no heart... EVIL...

Dude, who the fuck else can shoot someone and have the victim apologize? That's fucking Obeah magic there! I ain't messin' with that dude, he's on some other shit!

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What does "Dick Cheneyed" mean?

To shoot someone in the face with a shotgun.

Somebody needs to Dick Cheney the vice president for W.

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Dick Cheneyed - what does it mean?

The "Vice" President of The United States. Former CEO of Haliburton. Did $23.8 million of business with Iraq before becoming "Vice" President and proceeding to attack Iraq over nonexistant Weapons of Mass Destruction.

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Dick Cheneyed - meaning

the coldest motherfucker you'll ever meet.

Woman in passenger seat of car: Honey... Is that Dick Cheney over there?

Man driving car: Roll up the windows, dear.

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Dick Cheneyed - definition

Dick Cheney

(np. Richard Bruce Cheney b.1941-)
(aka Darth Vader. Frankenstein’s monster, the penguin, Jaba The Hut.)

1) 46th β€˜Vice’ President of the United States, and former Secretary of Defense. Puppetmaster to the early 21st century military Junta George W. Bush. (see Blackadder III and Prince George IV.)
2) (Disney origin) Jafar. The evil Vizir (advisor) to the brainless Sultan, in the Disney cartoon Aladdin.
2) Jabba the Hut (see Empire of Evil)
3) The fat, corrupt guy in the famous Humphrey Bogart movie Cassablanca, sometimes credited as Sydney Greenstreet.

Synonyms.
-(Harry Potter): A Goblin. A morose, sullen individual who lives in a vault or bunker, and is obsessed with money.

-(Ref. H.G. Welles’ The Time Machine) A Morlock. (ie-a hideous, albino creature who dreads daylight, and lives underground to operate the machines that provide for the spoiled and child-like Eloi (See George W Bush).

v. to give somebody a Dick Cheney.
1) (v. sexual slang) To unintentionally ejaculate in a woman’s face. (ie- to accidentally β€˜shoot’ somebody in the face. To get drunk, shoot somebody in the face, and then eat dinner.) A slang term for ejaculating in somebody’s face, formerly known as a pearl necklace.

v. to pull a Dick Cheney.
2) to escape or defer from an unpleasant responsibility by hiding in college for an extended period of time. To escape the national service draft in a time of war by spending eight years in a four year college degree program. (See Karl Rove. See chickenhawk.)

3) To publicly miscarry justice by ostensibly taking a Supreme Court Judge on a duck hunting trip, and then threatening to blow his face off if he doesn't vote to keep the identities of your corrupt business cronies a secret. (See Ned Beatty and Deliverance}.)

-to escape or defer an unpleasant responsibility by knocking up a woman.

"Bill Clinton is famous for giving Monica Lewinsky a dick cheney so spectacularly messy that Congress felt he should be impeached for it."

β€œMy rich grandfather established a trust fund for me, where I’d get $50 000 a year while I attended college. So, I pulled a dick cheney, and flunked my senior year exams 16 years in a row.”

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Dick Cheneyed - slang

A fat bastard who stayed alive just to fuck the world through his idiot adopted son, George W. Bush.

I am a dickhead. I am Dick Cheney the undead.

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Dick Cheneyed

A verb indicating an action whereby someone looks out for their own interest regardless of the consequences, and then later if it becomes an issue either disappears or changes the subject (usually by banging the war drum so loud that nothing else can be heard)

When Tom asked Suzy about the warts on her pussy, she Dick Cheneyed him and started talking about how bad she wanted him.

His oil contacts with Iraq were Dick Cheneyed as soon as the administration decided a war would make people forget they didn't have jobs.

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Dick Cheneyed

When you're eating a woman out, and she unexpectedly squirts all over your face when she cums.

"Dude, I was going down on this chick the other night, and I totally got Dick Cheneyed!"

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Dick Cheneyed

To get reprimanded by an authority figure (boss, instructor etc...) who made a mistake in reprimanding you and then be made to apologize for it by that same authority figure.

I can't believe you apologized to the entire class for Professor Franklin's overreaction to your loud chewing in class! You got Dick Cheneyed man!

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