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What is cheney?
verb: cheney, cheneyed, cheneying
1) missing something by a country mile
2) to aim for the broad side of a barn and hit a lawyer
3) hunting when drunk and blind as a bat
4) taking lawyers out of season
5) premature ejaculation
"What the fuck are you shootin at, Bobby Sue? You almost go me instead, you fucking idiot! You go to hell, Clint! It's the first time I cheneyed my shot in over a week!"
"Hey caddy, get me a 6-iron! I'm in no mood to cheney this putt!"
"Honey, get me some paper towels. I went to piss in the toilet but got it all over the seat. I cheneyed the direction of my stream again. Oops."
"Darling, I think I just cheneyed in my underwear. Get me a smoke, will ya. "Marvin, I'm so sick and tired of you cheneying early and falling asleep ten seconds later. Get your own cigarette, you inadequate moron!"
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Cheney - what is it?
A genuinely kind and caring individual who will always be there to listen to your problems. Generally are great artists and are sometimes super gay as well. Cute yet easily provoked, which makes them even cuter. Overall a great person who everyone should know. However their fighting, wrestling, thumb wrestling, tic tac toe, and juggling skills are somewhat lacklustre. Also they have an odd musk.
Ulysses S. Grant: I was having a bad day, but Cheney totally cheered me up.
Cornelius Swartwout: Look at this totally gay picture Cheney drew.
Diogo Dias: After I teased her about her juggling, she challenged me to a fight which she lost. Classic Cheney.
What does "cheney" mean?
1. To have no heart (In reference to Vice President Cheney's several heart operations)
Why are you actin' so cheney? Just go over there and ask her out.
Cheney - what does it mean?
That guy cheney'd his old lady. It took the mortuary a whole week to get her face back for the viewing.
Cheney - meaning
Moron 1: It's appalling that Edwards brought up Cheney's gay daughter in the debates, while discussing Bush's opposition to gay rights. What a low blow.
Moron 2: Yeah, thats really low. Let's go shoot some beer cans.
Cheney - definition
War criminal; to desecrate the Constitution.
The cheney was hung for his crimes against America.
Cheney - slang
VERB: used in the phrase, "go cheney yourself", i.e., telling someone in a slightly more polite way to go fuck themselves.
From the exchange on the Senate floor between Senator Pat Leahy (D-Vermont) and the Vice President (R-Ninth Circle of Hell), wherein the latter told the former to "go fuck himself".
What a class act, that Vice Prez!
Guy #1: Hey, what's that - kiddie porn on your computer?
Guy #2: Go cheney yourself, you sick perv - it's just pictures of my kids!
Cheney
To spray in the face.
"When I withdrew from Vinnie's mouth, I grabbed it by the hilt and cheneyd his entire face."
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to try unsuccessfully to assassinate your friend while claiming to be deer hunting.
I was on a hunting trip with my friend and pulled a cheney but my friend still survived.
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A shooter of senior citizens.
Cheney, what a Dick.