Definder - what does the word mean?

What is undead?

A foul malodorous dwarf that prowls the streets of Nottingham by night, looking for homeless teenagers to prey on. Once the victim has been located it is only a matter of time before this vile dwarf is feasting on their fresh young testicles. The victim is then lowered down a drain to be eaten by rats.

Fewer homeless people about these days.

Yes, you know why that is. Briggsy the undead has been culling them for the last year. Sucks their bollocks off according to legend.

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Undead - what is it?

The art of receiving a blowjob while playing Call of Duty: Nazi Zombies.

Jenny, would you give me some undead head while I slay zombies?

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What does "undead" mean?

The human abominations who so pretentiously call themselves "progressive", but who in point of actual fact chose to become soulless automatons and worshippers of every stupidity known to humankind, nearly all of which has been forwarded and advocated by what many call the "left".

Undead refuse to think for themselves, gleefully subscribing to all manner of vileness, while cursing everything that is good between individual human beings.

A mob of the Undead rioted downtown this morning in the wake of the failed referendum on adopting a communist government.

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Undead - what does it mean?

Something in which we aren't sure is even alive and should not be able to function in this world, yet it still manages to create a nightmare that wrecks havoc upon us all.

"I just survived a week-long influenza virus attack. Viruses are evil, man. And creepy. They're the zombies of the microscopic world, the sub-cellular undead, and they even infect us bacteria. Kill 'em all, I say!"

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Undead - meaning

A person that was near death and has been saved by medicine.
Going through undead state is also known as a near death experience.

John got into a car accident and was in a coma for 40 days. The doctor's told John's parents that it was highly unlikely for him to live. Different techniques and medicines made it possible for John to live, so now he is undead.

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Undead - definition

Anyone who shouldn't be alive, but are still living through the use of magic or excessive amounts of plastic surgery.

Undead may be spiritual, such as ghosts, or corporeal, such as vampires and zombies.

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Undead - slang

Used to describe any living creature that is technically deceased; zombies, vampires, etc.

The army of the undead shall destroy the living world.

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anyone who listens to hollywood undead and respects their music as an artist myself i reccomend them

one who wears Hollywood Undead clothing or listens to their cds

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Undead

Any deceased creature which has been animated through supernatural means to take on the semblance of life, without truly being alive. Only the wraith varies from this definition as it need not pass though death to become undead.

skeletons, zombies, mummies, vampires, wraiths.

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Undead

The living dead.
Skeletons, zombies, liches, mohrgs, etcetera.
Very unholy and can be injured or even annihalated by holy spells.
Used in fantasy.

The grotesque undead hordes marched onward until the holy paladins drove them back.

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