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What is Delbert?
An award given to a business when service is so below standard it can only be described as MONUMENTAL grabassery, incompetence, and ineptitude.
The FedEx driver, local terminal, and customer service's combined incompetence, lack of communication, and apathy earned them the Delbert Award this week. I watched in horror as the tracking info on the website showed me that for 2 days in a row my package, a shipment of sensitive equipment was bouncing around inside a FedEx van because the driver couldn't be bothered to make the delivery.
He was SO disgusted with his cell phone service provider's crappy service, he nominated them for the Delbert Award on myspace.
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Delbert - what is it?
The act of making something harder than it really is financially.
I was delberted earlier when I was unable approve a customer with and 840 fico score.
What does "Delbert" mean?
An Old English name meaning wise,smart,loving,kind,and handsome Delbert is also very strong
Delbert is a very smart boy. He will grow to become very sophisticated
Delbert - what does it mean?
A retarded guy who watches porn and is blessed with a 1.5 wang. Girls hate him because he is terrible at sex.
Delbert sucks at sex
Delbert - meaning
Verb: to render a bathroom unusable for hours from excessive stationary stench.
I wanted to go take a shit but the bathroom got delberted.
He got banished from using the main office toilet because everytime he used it he would delbert it.
Delbert - definition
Delbert are always stoned
Delbert - slang
A name given to someone who repeatedly does retarded shit over and over again without realizing their an idiot.
Katheryne is such a Delbert, that is the second time shes locked her keys in her car this week!
Delbert
A gangster with skill, he knows how to get women and is the no scope god as well as an excellent troller
Delbert knows how to troll good man
Delbert
A guy that is amazing with a little twist, always great in bed, blessed with a 10 inch wang, and uses his tongue wisely. He will pretend to love you deeply but his heart is cold.
Get you a soul snatcher like Delbert, but don't get your heart broke by Delbert!
Delbert
Delbert is usually the name of a male who is always great in bed blessed with a 10 inch wang give the best kisses and hugs and can use that tongue wisely. And a man who has fingers that can make a women wet like the Pacific Ocean on a rainy day. Delbert’s are usually very hot and attractive. Delbert’s will also fall in love with you fast he tries not to but he always does. Some Delbert are high attractive to Mexicans. Don’t ever do a Delbert wrong I’m a relationship or he will crush your heart one way or another then he will laugh it off.
Man ohh man that Delbert has magic in those pants