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What is Defecate?
a fancy word for pooping
i once got arrested for defecating in public
Defecate - meme gif
Defecate - video
Defecate - what is it?
What someone should do on Justin Bieber's face.
Someone need to defecate on that lil bitch.
What does "Defecate" mean?
dude...i just shit all over your floor
(dude...i just defecated all over your floor)
Defecate - what does it mean?
A defecal is a plumbing fixture used for collecting & then disposing of defecation (poop). It is a portmanteau of the words, "defecate" and, "urinal".
The defecal is a bit like a urinal -- only the defecal is used solely for taking a plop. If you piss into a defecal, it will require maintanence -- much as a urinal would if you drop a deuce into it.
Hey James, this defecal is fucked up; some true-blue total asshaberdasher must have pissed into it! Any idea where another one is cause I really have to leave a shit!
Defecate - meaning
To void feces from the bowels. (In other words, to crap)
To become clear or free of.
"I guess you should know that sudden brain injury causes the victim to simultaneously urinate, defecate, and bite down."
-Andy Dufresne to Bogs about refusing to suck his cock-a-doodle. From Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption.
Defecate - definition
The most honorable and at the same time relaxing and emotional action in a man's mean day.
I have been decorated by the Queen of england herself for having taken a crap in the royal bathroom. The most noble defecation of the garter
Defecate - slang
Taking a big Shit.....oh Yeah!!!
It was so Scary he was defecating him self.
Defecate
Daily ritual of emptying ones bowels.
NOTE: Should only ever be performed on company time.
Dad always taught me ....."make sure you're always paid to defecate son"
poop
Defecate
The term a lawyer mistakenly uses at the end of a defamation lawsuit. The defendant is usually confused an gets off scot-free
Lawyer: This man has defecated my client!
Judge: WTF, are you saying he took a shat and you're client came out the asshole?! I hereby sentence your client to 8 years in federal prison!
Defendant: Yesssssssss!
Plaintiff: wtf man?!
Lawyer: Don't drop the soap. Oh, and that'll be 13 thousand dollars.
Defecate
I need to defecate