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What is Deez Nutz?
1. Somethin came in the mail for you today..what.. "DEEZ NUTZ". (GOTEM)
2. I want deez nutz inside you
3. Want to suck off deez nutz?
Deez Nutz - video
Deez Nutz - what is it?
It must have been a big thing for a LONG time because my dad said that he hear kids saying it at his school- (he's 60-)
It means your dick-
Person 1 : DEEZ NUTZ
Person 2 : THAT MEANS DICKKK
Teacher : UHHH.... UHHH! UHHH!!!~~~~~
What does "Deez Nutz" mean?
Joshua: Hey man! Are you leaving ? 😞💔💔
Lynda: Leaving what?.. 🤣😂🙌😎😉
Joshua: LEAVING DEEZ NUTZ IN YO MOUTH !!!!!!! AH GOTEEEE 😊😍😒✌😞💔🤣😂😂🙌😉😎
Deez Nutz - what does it mean?
2015 slang it's funny now so you should laugh. But if your from 2018 or some shit than you would either remember these words or be like the fuck? Or your some 11 year old on the urban dictionary
Cous, somethin' came in the mail today..
DEEZ NUTZ! HA! GOTEEM
Deez Nutz - meaning
Have you seen bofa
Bofa Deez Nutz
Deez Nutz - definition
A 15 year old that is running for president that lives in iowa
Dude 1: who's the guy with 9 percent of the vote in Iowa
Dude 2: Deez Nutz
Deez Nutz - slang
Term for a prank involving shouting from a moving vehicle at pedestrians and/or cyclists. When driving, an occupant of the vehicle, usually whoever is riding shotgun must roll down the window and shout the words "Deez Nutz!" at any pedestrians or cyclists encountered on the trip. This must be done regardless of outside weather conditions. Deez Nutz should not be performed when stopped at a red light or stop sign, only when the vehicle is in motion.
It is also acceptable to shout "Whiskey Dick" or if the pedestrian is a child or pregnant woman, "Deez Babies!".
"Oh! Look at that dude walking up there."
"You should Deez Nutz him!"
"Haha alright!"
*roll down window*
"DEEZ NUTZ!"
*continue driving*
Deez Nutz
(Hopefully) The next president of the United States of America.
Bill: "Who are you voting for in this election?"
John: "DEEZ NUTZ"
Bill: "Yeah, me too! He's still better than Donald Trump."
Deez Nutz
As the legend goes, Dr. Dre was on holiday in Kansas City, Missouri when he felt the hankering for Micky Dees (McDonalds). While he was in line for the Drive Thru, he noticed the car in front of him was taking a long time. He thought to himself, "what the fuck are these guys doin?" He listened intently. What he heard was the beginning of a grand revolution.
"Yes, I hear the McRib is back. I'd like one of those with a milk."
"Is that all, sir.."
"Yes, and please add the Deez to that order, with a milk again."
"The what??"
"The deez..."
"DEEZ???"
"DEEZ NUTZ! DEEZ NUTZ! DEEZ NUTZ!"
The hooligans sped around the corner, pointed at their "nutz" and yelled once more, "DEEZ NUTZ!"
Dr. Dre realized the genius of this prank, and incorporated it into his new album. Thus the Deez NUTZ prank was made famous. Today the DEEZ revolution has spread to every city in the world.
Driving in car...
"Hello good sir, can I ask you a question? We are looking for the Deez. Is it on 18th street?"
"Deez?????"
"DEEEEEZZZZ NUTZZZZZZZZ! Deez Nutz!"
(Drive away while laughing and pointing at "Deez")
Deez Nutz
Fantastic joke that's good for any occasion, but mine has a different twist.
Ask someone, "Can you believe they've been together for 26 (or use your own age) years?
Who?
Deez Nutz!