Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Deef?

When flatulence is expunged from the male urethra following penetration. I.e. dick fart.

Oh lord i just deefed so hard it smells like dick.

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Deef - what is it?

Plural of doofus.

Deef like Victor will tell everybody.

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What does "Deef" mean?

A deef can mean a few things. But here's how cool people use it...

1. The act of ruining a fun situation or to increase the amount of faggotry within a given area. Like saying "man you deefin' up the place" or "man, jefferey be str8 deefin'"

2. Deef is also how homeless negroes say "thief"

3. Dick queef.

1. "that guy is kicking us out of the skatespot" "well he a deef anyways..."

2. homeless negro: "hey man that guy stole my cigarettes, he a damn deef"

3 fag: "i just deefed in your ass"
receiving fag: "neato"

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Deef - what does it mean?

A deef is basically a dick queef.

Johnny! Did you just deef!?" "Sorry mom." "You know the rule, no deefing at the table.

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Deef - meaning

Making a "queef" style noise with your penis. Involves getting the air in your urinary tract to form a vacuum - letting the air out with a PRRRRRUITT-sound.

Lol, Steffen just deefed!

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Deef - definition

to defriend someone on Facebook

Man, if Darryl posts one more hipstamatic picture of his stupid kid, I'm going to have to deef him.

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Deef - slang

Hell no, Hell naw

"Dude your mom is so freaking hot!"
"Deef"

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Deef

Deef |dēf|

1. noun. Originally used to succinctly describe an instance of delicious beef. Often this is used when the item has a distractingly high level of tastiness and a full sentence is not manageable.

2. adjective. Good, excellent, or awesome. A 'y' is added to the end to create "Deefy" as necessary.

1. "That vendor on Church St. is selling some straight deef burgers."

2. "Taking shots in the library? That's deef, yo."
"That is a deefy burger, my friend."

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Deef

Straight up, a dick fart

Holy shit Connor! Did you just deef? Get the fuck out of my car!

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Deef

The Deef is a very plump and chubby creature bred in the outer islands of Costa Rica. It is said to be very rare, and once any mammal consumes its eggs, that mammal will be granted three wishes. Bob Ross is said to have faked his own death to settle down in Canada and create the biggest Deef farm known to man. 35 known Deef are currently held in captivity in the lowest level of the White House, level -147. The government is experimenting with cross-breeding the Deef to maximize the egg's power before growing and releasing the population back out to the wild.

Any known information about the Deef status can be posted in "The Deef Forums" on Reddit.

The Deef are escaping captivity and overthrowing the government.

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