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What is Death Syndrome?
When you love someone so much that you suffocate them.
Psychologist: What you have is Puppy Cradle Death Syndrome
Man: What?
Psychologist: Its like when you get a new puppy and you hold and shake to much and *snap* there goes its neck.
Death Syndrome - video
Death Syndrome - what is it?
A long awkward pause in online chat rooms after someone has done or said something that leaves everyone at a lose for words. It can be also caused by a lack of things to talk about.It can be cured by someone coming in and saying Hi.
Chatter1:My father touched in bad ways when I was little.
20 minute pause
Chatter6:Hi!!
Chatter3:Oh thank god I thought it would go on forever.
Chatter6:What?
Chatter3:Sudden Chat Death Syndrome
Chatter6:Oh
What does "Death Syndrome" mean?
A situationally induced condition wherein your nuts precipitously detach, fall away from your body, and roll away from you.
It all happened so quickly when he chose to not speak up; we all witnessed the cruelty of Sudden Nut Death Syndrome as his balls just fell off, rolling down and out of his pant leg, into the street.
Death Syndrome - what does it mean?
The phenomenon where people Tweet and comment about a celebritys death years afterwards as if it just happened.
Tweet: RIP Rue Mcclanahan. I loved you on the Golden Girls.
Reply: dude, she died 5 years ago.
Tweet: sorry. Twitter second death syndrome strikes again.
Death Syndrome - meaning
Deaths as complication of the covid-19 injection, without publicly admitting the injection are related.
After vaccinating the majority of our population against covid-19, all cause mortality went up significantly. The doctors concluded it's sudden adult death syndrome.
Death Syndrome - definition
The phenomenon where people post and comment about a celebrity`s death years afterwards as if it just happened.
Facebook Poster: RIP Rue Mcclanahan. I loved you on the Golden Girls.
Reply: dude, she died 5 years ago.
Facebook poster: sorry. Facebook second death syndrome strikes again.
Death Syndrome - slang
When playing a video game, mainly Halo, when the other guy is living when you assumed he was dead, so he ends up taking your life, like SNAP!
~Dude that was some mad post-death syndrome. I had Anthony (energy eficient sword) and I assumed he was not living. Guess what he was still ALIVE!
Death Syndrome
Sudden death syndrome refers to the main sideeffect of the covid19 vaccine that was created by various companies who run Ponzi schemes related to the Covid plandemic.
Mike:'''hey Dylan, where is Mark?havent seen him in months''
Dylan:'''oh you didnt hear?Mark is dead, he died by sudden death syndrome''
Mike:''Oh damn, Mark was a vaxxtard?What a shame''?
Dylan:'' Yeah but at least he didn't die by the covid19 virus''
Mike:''True, that would have been sad''
Death Syndrome
A terminal disease in which the effected individual may experience death at any given time, usually within 80-100 years.
Imminent death syndrome sufferers UNITE!
Death Syndrome
What all walking corpses, ghouls, revenants etc. suffer from. It is known to strike with pandemic effect when there is no more room in hell, and St. Peter is keeping those pearly, pearly gates closed.
God fucking damn it! It looks hell is fucking full again, now Overdue Death Syndrome will be fucking rife. *Is eaten by recenly *Deceased* mother.*