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What is pearly gates?
Smackun yo bitches teeth up with yer dickhead. Tombstone Tappin
She tried to talk but instead I chose to Smash the Pearly Gates with my indefatigable ram-rod.
pearly gates - video
Pearly gates - what is it?
When you nut on a girls braces and they look like pearly gates
"bro I gave Ashley pearly gates last night"
"nice bro"
What does "pearly gates" mean?
When you pull out of the vagina a bit too late and ejaculate on the vagina itself.
Dave was drunk, and a bit too slow to pull out, he left her with pearly gates.
Dave: " I hope she didn't get pregnant, I left with pearly gates last night."
Sean: "That sucks."
Pearly gates - what does it mean?
where st. peter awaits you. you will have to go thru the pearly gates to join tupac and biggy in the sky
tupac went thru the pearly's
Pearly gates - meaning
the place you need to go through to get to heaven.
i hopped the pearly gates and got sent to hell.
Pearly gates - definition
N. When a person removes their dentures and performs a blow job.
She popped her teeth out and put my cock through her pearly gates.
Pearly gates - slang
Defines the gates (religious connotations) through which those souls of high virtue can pass once their bodily host deceases and they are admitted by St Peter.
A whole bunch of people died and came to heaven. They met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, and he directed them to a large tour bus behind them.
"Come on folks," he smiled, "It's time for your first tour around heaven."
So they all got on the bus, and Saint Peter was pointing out the sights as they went by. They came to a large, 12-foot tall brick wall, and he stopped the bus.
"Now, I'm going to ask you all to be very quiet as we go past this wall," Saint Peter said. All the people grudgingly complied, and they drove past the long, blank wall. When they got to the other side, someone asked:
"Saint Peter, why did we have to be quiet while going past that wall?"
"Oh," he laughed, "That's where all the Catholics are. They still think they're the only people up here."
Pearly gates
The lips and hood of a pierced vagina. When there's a piercing in there you see it like a pearl when you open them up.
Misty opened her pearly gates to show off her pussy piercing.
Pearly gates
Joe knew he was in Heaven after penetrating the pearly gates.
Pearly gates
The gates that traditionally close off Heaven, if you believe in heaven as being a physical location and that it would require gates in the first place. The Pearly Gates are manned by Saint Peter, the discipline of Jesus who was the first leader of the Christian church.
When I died, Saint Peter stopped me at the Pearly Gates and told me I couldn't come in because they had a dress code.